Help with timeshare value

[Glitter Brunello Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Glitter Brunello]

Forget what I said about President's week. There is a one bedroom for President's week 2008 sitting online.

[timeos2 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close timeos2]

Come on - let's all sing

They said with red we could get anywhere we want anytime we want without a problem as long as we booked in advance. Also that values were good (because we were getting a special deal to the preconstruction) and demand was high. What a scam!

It's nice to see the classics ("Red time will get you anywhere..") haven't died. With all the new and traditional songs ("Trust us, this trust is very trustworthy", "Points don't need a deed", "RCI [II] sucks! You need II [RCI]", "XXX is the number 1 vacation spot - how can you go wrong") we hear more of it seemed like the classics may have faded. I guess thats not the case after all.

Oh yes. Rescind. You are paying too much.

Now - lets sing! (to the tune of My Bonnie)

My timeshare is red weeks all over
The sales weasel spoke well with his mouth
My timeshare is better than oil
Yet somehow the value went south

(chorus)
Bring Back Bring Back oh bring back my money to me to me
Bring Back Bring Back oh bring back my money to me to me

I wanted to trade to a nice place
With sunshine and beaches so clear
But nothing is out there I wanted
Only motel conversions this year

(chorus)

The sales weasel is now in his Bentley
But I'm the one paying the bill
He said red was red yet it fails me
Perhaps I have dealt with a shill?

(chorus)

So rescind is the message we're sending
To not do so will empty your till
The value is never to be there
You can cancel your purchase at will

Rescind Rescind That will bring your money to you to you
Rescind Rescind That will bring your money to you to you

The 7 day limit is factual
To miss it will lead to regret
You must follow the rules they have sent you
Go do it and please don't forget

Rescind Rescind The day will be brighter to you to you
Rescind Rescind That's the only smart thing to do

[tonyg Goomba & Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close tonyg]

John, didn't know you were a lyricist too. Maybe we can talk Ken in to having some one sing that so it can be played here for newcomers.

[taffy19 Gold Contributor Find all posts View Profile Close taffy19]

It's nice to see the classics ("Red time will get you anywhere..") haven't died. With all the new and traditional songs ("Trust us, this trust is very trustworthy", "Points don't need a deed", "RCI [II] sucks! You need II [RCI]", "XXX is the number 1 vacation spot - how can you go wrong") we hear more of it seemed like the classics may have faded. I guess thats not the case after all.

Oh yes. Rescind. You are paying too much.

Now - lets sing! (to the tune of My Bonnie)

My timeshare is red weeks all over
The sales weasel spoke well with his mouth
My timeshare is better than oil
Yet somehow the value went south

(chorus)
Bring Back Bring Back oh bring back my money to me to me
Bring Back Bring Back oh bring back my money to me to me

I wanted to trade to a nice place
With sunshine and beaches so clear
But nothing is out there I wanted
Only motel conversions this year

(chorus)

The sales weasel is now in his Bentley
But I'm the one paying the bill
He said red was red yet it fails me
Perhaps I have dealt with a shill?

(chorus)

So rescind is the message we're sending
To not do so will empty your till
The value is never to be there
You can cancel your purchase at will

Rescind Rescind That will bring your money to you to you
Rescind Rescind That will bring your money to you to you

The 7 day limit is factual
To miss it will lead to regret
You must follow the rules they have sent you
Go do it and please don't forget

Rescind Rescind The day will be brighter to you to you
Rescind Rescind That's the only smart thing to do

So true, so true! How lucky activia is to have found this forum in time.

[qlaval Member Find all posts View Profile Close qlaval]

...
Bring Back Bring Back oh bring back my money to me to me
Bring Back Bring Back oh bring back my money to me to me

...
The sales weasel is now in his Bentley
But I'm the one paying the bill
...

^^^^

[Sydney Contributor - Bronze Find all posts View Profile Close Sydney]

John, you can make a lot of money with that, and with a clear conscience too!

Glad you found this forum in time activia. Don't delay and make sure you don't get talked back into it.

[1950bing Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close 1950bing]

get out now and stay out!! Timeshares are for the most part legal scammers. They don't care about your vacation needs, all they want is your money. Just forget it.

[nursetanya1973 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close nursetanya1973]

get out now and stay out!! Timeshares are for the most part legal scammers. They don't care about your vacation needs, all they want is your money. Just forget it.

Oh, come now, someone has to buiild these wonderful places for us to go.

Just keep singing along with John and everything will be OK.

[1950bing Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close 1950bing]

Who is John ?

[nursetanya1973 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close nursetanya1973]

Now - lets sing! (to the tune of My Bonnie)

My timeshare is red weeks all over
The sales weasel spoke well with his mouth
My timeshare is better than oil
Yet somehow the value went south

(chorus)
Bring Back Bring Back oh bring back my money to me to me
Bring Back Bring Back oh bring back my money to me to me

I wanted to trade to a nice place
With sunshine and beaches so clear
But nothing is out there I wanted
Only motel conversions this year

(chorus)

The sales weasel is now in his Bentley
But I'm the one paying the bill
He said red was red yet it fails me
Perhaps I have dealt with a shill?

(chorus)

So rescind is the message we're sending
To not do so will empty your till
The value is never to be there
You can cancel your purchase at will

Rescind Rescind That will bring your money to you to you
Rescind Rescind That will bring your money to you to you

The 7 day limit is factual
To miss it will lead to regret
You must follow the rules they have sent you
Go do it and please don't forget

Rescind Rescind The day will be brighter to you to you
Rescind Rescind That's the only smart thing to do

This is the song to which I was referring, written by John.

[Arline Member Find all posts View Profile Close Arline]

Bring Back Bring Back oh bring back my money to me to me
Bring Back Bring Back oh bring back my money to me to me

The sales weasel is now in his Bentley
But I'm the one paying the bill


Stop it, I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying!

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

Now - lets sing! (to the tune of My Bonnie)

My timeshare is red weeks all over
The sales weasel spoke well with his mouth
My timeshare is better than oil
Yet somehow the value went south

(chorus)
Bring Back Bring Back oh bring back my money to me to me
Bring Back Bring Back oh bring back my money to me to me

I wanted to trade to a nice place
With sunshine and beaches so clear
But nothing is out there I wanted
Only motel conversions this year

OMG What a SCREAM!

How did I miss this post?

Priceless.