Book at your risk,I have reason to dish.
The time share from hell,one week there will tell.
Arrive:
Sat: Bell Hop Cap. swore at us,Carry no food in
He must provide carry for all brought inside.Big tip please.
Sun:Air Con leak, soaks Bdr and closet carpet
Cloths are musty and torn.
Personnel had snuck into our room,left no note
and did not inform us of impending doom.
Mon:Bugs crawl over walls and floors
Housekeepings excuse,Tropical abuse.
Tue:Obnoxious blasting band till 1:30 A.M.
car valets remote beep, beeps and 2:00 A.M.
Siren to evacuate,get-out ,it's only a mistake?
Wen: Pool torn up,thck dust in air
No chance for sun or swim
Thurs:Refrig leaks,water under feet
Switch in bathroom sparks creating a dangerous path.
Friday:Complained all week,so to speak
Nothing hotel will do. They say "The onus is on you"
We left this hell,but at over $1000.00 dollars a nite
you'll get trapped in this fright.
If you don,t think this is true.
I have pictures for you.
The time share from hell,one week there will tell.
Arrive:
Sat: Bell Hop Cap. swore at us,Carry no food in
He must provide carry for all brought inside.Big tip please.
Sun:Air Con leak, soaks Bdr and closet carpet
Cloths are musty and torn.
Personnel had snuck into our room,left no note
and did not inform us of impending doom.
Mon:Bugs crawl over walls and floors
Housekeepings excuse,Tropical abuse.
Tue:Obnoxious blasting band till 1:30 A.M.
car valets remote beep, beeps and 2:00 A.M.
Siren to evacuate,get-out ,it's only a mistake?
Wen: Pool torn up,thck dust in air
No chance for sun or swim
Thurs:Refrig leaks,water under feet
Switch in bathroom sparks creating a dangerous path.
Friday:Complained all week,so to speak
Nothing hotel will do. They say "The onus is on you"
We left this hell,but at over $1000.00 dollars a nite
you'll get trapped in this fright.
If you don,t think this is true.
I have pictures for you.
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