No State Income Tax

[JLB Please excuse me, I'm a Dick. Not a moron just a Dick Find all posts View Profile Close JLB]

Florida, but not timeshare . . .

Florida may lure folks with the no state income tax gimmick, but they more than make it up everywhere else.

Like $1050 document stamp to transfer a $150,000 house. $138 to file an LLC annual report, and $400 penalty if you're late. $225 "new wheels on the road" fee. Insurance and on and on

Sorta like a timeshare.

[easyrider Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close easyrider]

Im surprised you forgot to mention the tax increases due to the aca.

[chriskre Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close chriskre]

But that doesn't stop all the old farts from coming here and using all the free senior services that they demand.
Let's see, free taxis, free entrance to the arts, free meals on wheels, free healthcare, free bus fares, free parking and on and on.
That's gotta be paid somehow ya know.

[ronparise Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ronparise]

Im gong to register a boat this week. /...whats that gonna cost

ya gotta pay to play

[JLB Please excuse me, I'm a Dick. Not a moron just a Dick Find all posts View Profile Close JLB]

http://www.flhsmv.gov/dmv/faqboat.html

Don't forget the trailer. We have registered two trailers for our one boat (not a very lo0ng story), and I recall a problem with the first one. I believe it was that since it was multiple axle, it had to be weighed (empty), and we did not have an available place to launch the boat, weigh the trailer and then load the boat.

As I recall I did some math from the weights stamped on the ID plates and out favorite Jenny at the tax place accepted it. It does not concern them that the first trailer did not have a title or COO. I believe they generated a new one.

[JLB Please excuse me, I'm a Dick. Not a moron just a Dick Find all posts View Profile Close JLB]

Speaking of Florida, since this forum has such a well-traveled, broad-minded audience, you might get a kick out of this . . .

I had reason to call the Chief Deputy Clerk of Court about a matter today, something that he needs to look into a bit and get back to me. Very nice guy . . . he said, "It'll have to be tomorrow . . . I'm up to my ass in same-sex marriage today."

[ronparise Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ronparise]

Speaking of Florida, since this forum has such a well-traveled, broad-minded audience, you might get a kick out of this . . .

I had reason to call the Chief Deputy Clerk of Court about a matter today, something that he needs to look into a bit and get back to me. Very nice guy . . . he said, "It'll have to be tomorrow . . . I'm up to my ass in same-sex marriage today."

at least he seems to be doing it right

[grest Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close grest]

But that doesn't stop all the old farts from coming here and using all the free senior services that they demand.
Let's see, free taxis, free entrance to the arts, free meals on wheels, free healthcare, free bus fares, free parking and on and on.
That's gotta be paid somehow ya know.

What?? I'm a senior (old fart if you wish) and I live in Florida...can I get free cabs, free entrance to the arts, free parking??? Where do I sign up?

[JLB Please excuse me, I'm a Dick. Not a moron just a Dick Find all posts View Profile Close JLB]

What? You don't get everything free?

[tonyg Goomba & Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close tonyg]

Speaking of Florida, since this forum has such a well-traveled, broad-minded audience, you might get a kick out of this . . .

I had reason to call the Chief Deputy Clerk of Court about a matter today, something that he needs to look into a bit and get back to me. Very nice guy . . . he said, "It'll have to be tomorrow . . . I'm up to my ass in same-sex marriage today."

Did he really hear himself say that ?

[JLB Please excuse me, I'm a Dick. Not a moron just a Dick Find all posts View Profile Close JLB]

Did he really hear himself say that ?

Yes or no, but he can read it.

[chriskre Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close chriskre]

What?? I'm a senior (old fart if you wish) and I live in Florida...can I get free cabs, free entrance to the arts, free parking??? Where do I sign up?

Move down here and live near Mom.
It's a Miami thing. You can even get free housing.
She knows the system and gets it all except for the housing since she lives in my house already.
Even free gym, computer classes, knitting classes, yoga and on and on.
Of course not to mention the stuff that I pay for for her, like her monthly Red Lobster dinners.

[rapmarks Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close rapmarks]

please teach me how to get something free, I live in florida, I would love a free taxi ride

[chriskre Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close chriskre]

please teach me how to get something free, I live in florida, I would love a free taxi ride

Come hang out with my Mom.
Maybe it's just a Miami thing but they have special taxis here for elderly and disabled.
Of course she much prefers my taxi service.

[JLB Please excuse me, I'm a Dick. Not a moron just a Dick Find all posts View Profile Close JLB]

Guess that's why the Seinfelds moved to Boca Del Vista. All the free stuff, and the cringe-worthy Florida seafood dinners at Led Robster.