15 Toys not to buy your child this holiday season

[Glitter Brunello Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Glitter Brunello]

Playmobil Security Checkpoint is my personal favorite

15 Toys NOT To Buy Your Kids This Christmas (PHOTOS)

[happymum Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close happymum]

Thanks! I thought the pole-dancing doll took the cake.

[CarolF Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close CarolF]

Thanks! I thought the pole-dancing doll took the cake.

...and as for the tongue kissing pop ... ick

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

but the Jello wrestling pit shows promise.

[wackymother Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close wackymother]

I would buy that Filet o' Fish one....

[PigsDad Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close PigsDad]

The breast-feeding baby (last one on the list). Tagline: "Because you shouldn't have to wait until you have breasts before you start breastfeeding your baby."

OMG!!!

Kurt

[vintner Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close vintner]

I would buy that Filet o' Fish one....

The things you guys make me look at.
Wish I was that good at cleaning a fish. But some of those things are wierd.

[wackymother Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close wackymother]

I don't think that pole-dancing doll is real. I even googled it, and it always comes back to the same grainy pic and general sense of outrage. Looks like a hoax to me.

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

I don't think that pole-dancing doll is real. I even googled it, and it always comes back to the same grainy pic and general sense of outrage. Looks like a hoax to me.

I think that the pole dancing and jello wrestling items might make a logical - but highly inappropriate - combination.

[Glitter Brunello Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Glitter Brunello]

Well I can't find a place to actually buy the pole dancer doll - not that I'd want to - but this isn't grainy:

Pole Dancing Doll Hits the Market | SPIKE

Here's another, though USB and doesn't seem geared to kids..

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...ed=0CA4Q9QEwAA

[wackymother Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close wackymother]

Well I can't find a place to actually buy the pole dancer doll - not that I'd want to - but this isn't grainy:

Pole Dancing Doll Hits the Market | SPIKE

Here's another, though USB and doesn't seem geared to kids..

Google Image Result for http://regmedia.co.uk/2006/12/13/usb_pole-dancer.jpg

I salute your dedication in finding this, the only online video of the pole-dancer doll live and in action!

[Glitter Brunello Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Glitter Brunello]

I salute your dedication in finding this, the only online video of the pole-dancer doll live and in action!

I shudder to think what's going to turn up in my inbox now that the bots have seen what I'm googling
And just when the ED emails finally, er, petered out...

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

Well I can't find a place to actually buy the pole dancer doll - not that I'd want to - but this isn't grainy:

Pole Dancing Doll Hits the Market | SPIKE

Here's another, though USB and doesn't seem geared to kids..

Google Image Result for http://regmedia.co.uk/2006/12/13/usb_pole-dancer.jpg

Woot has periodically featured the USB pole dancer during Woot-offs for over a year. I was going to buy one as a Christmas present for one of my kids last year, but didn't get in before it sold out.