I totally like this:
New GPS Device To Help Warn Domestic Violence Victims About Abusers
If Attacker Enters Area He Or She Shouldn't Be, The Cavalry Will Be Notified
What would make this even better would be if the device were attached to the guy's scrotum and when the device activated after he entered a prohibited area it delivered enough juice to take the curl out of his short hairs.
New GPS Device To Help Warn Domestic Violence Victims About Abusers
If Attacker Enters Area He Or She Shouldn't Be, The Cavalry Will Be Notified
What would make this even better would be if the device were attached to the guy's scrotum and when the device activated after he entered a prohibited area it delivered enough juice to take the curl out of his short hairs.