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    Couple Arrested For Shacking Up At Home Depot

    Cops: Duo had sex inside display shed at South Carolina business

    AUGUST 29--A South Carolina couple was arrested yesterday for having sex inside a display shed at a Home Depot, police report.



    Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, were nabbed after cops were called to the store in North Charleston around 8:40 AM.

    Officers were dispatched to the business “in reference to an male and female entering a display shed on the property, closing the door behind themselves and remaining inside,” according to a North Charleston Police Department report.

    An inspection of the outdoor sheds turned up Craig and Bowden. Craig, cops noted, was “partially clothed; the top of her dress was untied, hanging at her waist.” Bowden was shirtless and “had his pants down near his knees; his penis was exposed.”

    During subsequent questioning of the duo, “it became apparent that they were engaged in sexual intercourse within the shed.”
    Craig and Bowden, seen in the above mug shots, were each arrested for disorderly conduct. Bowden was also hit with an indecent exposure count for “having his genitals within public view". Additionally, Craig was charged with providing false information for initially giving officers an incorrect name.

    The duo was booked into the county jail, where bond has yet to be set. Craig and Bowden are scheduled for a September 19 court appearance.
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

  • #2
    Only in America...
    M. Henley

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    • #3
      Originally posted by M. Henley View Post
      Only in America...
      In Italy, they do it in the confessional.

      http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe...sex/index.html

      In Holland, on cop cars.

      http://www.agtimes.com/boards/viewto...78f37cb50d2686

      In South Africa, on the railroad tracks (a particularly bad idea).

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7629433.stm

      (Courtesy of Cracked:

      http://www.cracked.com/article_16778...aving-sex.html )

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      • #4
        Taking notes for the next place to play around, BTW I got 2nd base but got thrown out on 3rd base in Home Depot
        Timeshareforums Shirts and Mugs on sale now! http://www.cafepress.com/ts4ms

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Hobbitess View Post
          In Italy, they do it in the confessional.

          http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe...sex/index.html

          In Holland, on cop cars.

          http://www.agtimes.com/boards/viewto...78f37cb50d2686

          In South Africa, on the railroad tracks (a particularly bad idea).

          http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7629433.stm

          (Courtesy of Cracked:

          http://www.cracked.com/article_16778...aving-sex.html )
          The best one is in the Condor Club in San Francisco, where Carol Doda started topless go-go dancing in the 1960s. On top of the piano Carol danced on, which was equipped with a hydraulic lift that raised it to the ceiling.

          A bouncer and a dancer were partaking of each other on top of the piano, with the lift activated. Whether they did it on purpose or it started lifting them unawares is not known. What is known is that the bouncer was crushed to death against the ceiling and the dancer was trapped for three or four hours, pinned between the piano and the dead body of the bouncer, until the morning janitor arrived.

          Tough to beat that one.
          “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

          “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

          “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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          • #6
            Again, only in America...
            M. Henley

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            • #7
              Originally posted by M. Henley View Post
              Again, only in America...
              Rita Moreno likes it in America:

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P50NXB3R4sc
              “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

              “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

              “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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              • #8
                Originally posted by T. R. Oglodyte View Post
                Rita Moreno likes it in America:
                I was always amazed as a kid that anyone could come up with such a cool musical out of such a lame story as Romeo and Juliet. Maybe I should give Shakespeare's version a second chance now I'm an old fogie.

                The playwright for West Side Story, Arthur Laurents, wanted to get rid of America, because he thought the lyrics too witty for Moreno's character. Thank goodness he was outvoted.

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