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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab,
and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop
staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want
to offend you.”
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re
as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a
chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that
there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find
offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about
that …
1) You have to be single and
2) You must be Catholic.
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m
single and Catholic!”
“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the
cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must
confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Frank, and I’m going to a
Halloween party!”
and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop
staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want
to offend you.”
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re
as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a
chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that
there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find
offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about
that …
1) You have to be single and
2) You must be Catholic.
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m
single and Catholic!”
“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the
cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must
confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Frank, and I’m going to a
Halloween party!”
) who came to my engagement party dressed as a nun, He looked great and we still talk about it almost 40 years later
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