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Golfer, "You've got to be the worst caddy in this history of golf."
Caddy, "No, Sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
Caddy, "No, Sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
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RCI Member Since 24-Aug-1989/150-plus Exchanges***THE TIMESHARE GRIM REAPER~~~Exchanging/Searching/SW Florida/MO/AR/IA/Consumer Advocacy/Estate Planning/Sports/Boating/Fishing/Golf/Lake-living/Retirement****Sometimes ya just gotta be a dick -
Golfer, "How long is this next shot?"
Caddy, "Dunno. We left the course quite awhile back."RCI Member Since 24-Aug-1989/150-plus Exchanges***THE TIMESHARE GRIM REAPER~~~Exchanging/Searching/SW Florida/MO/AR/IA/Consumer Advocacy/Estate Planning/Sports/Boating/Fishing/Golf/Lake-living/Retirement****Sometimes ya just gotta be a dick -
Two golfers were standing on the tee when a funeral procession went by. One of the golfers stopped, took off his cap, and watched until it had past.
The other golfer told him what a nice gesture that was and that there aren't enough people like him in the world any more.
The first golfer said, "It's the least I could do since we were married for 35 years."RCI Member Since 24-Aug-1989/150-plus Exchanges***THE TIMESHARE GRIM REAPER~~~Exchanging/Searching/SW Florida/MO/AR/IA/Consumer Advocacy/Estate Planning/Sports/Boating/Fishing/Golf/Lake-living/Retirement****Sometimes ya just gotta be a dickComment
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