I was out horseback riding with my friend today and we were trotting down one of the main tracks when we saw a women walking her puggle puppy. So we slow down and stop on the right side and ask her to kindly reel in her dog < I don't comprehend the popularity of these extendable leashes but they seem to be all the rage> so we can quietly walk past each other with no harm.
The woman asks us if "We are on the horsepath".
"Well YEAH" says K "I helped carve these out in 1978 and these are bridle paths".
W: "It would be nice if you could pick up after your horses."
Me: "That is next to impossible. We don't mind SHARING our bridle paths with joggers and dog walkers < fact we always slow to a walk whenever we see anyone on the trails> but if it bothers YOU perhaps you should stick to the people only paths".
W: "If you used the lower paths you wouldn't encounter so many people"
K: "Well those go along the stream and we meet many more people on the narrower paths there. Now please let us pass."
W: " people should have the right of way"
Me: "They do...on the PEOPLE paths. <now I'm thinking that maybe we should just stomp on the woman AND the annoying puppy> There is a perfectly nice NEW dog run back in the direction you just came from."
W: Oh. Are you SURE this is the horse path.
Me: Well you can go down to the end and read the POSTING and the rules for SHARING our BRIDLEPATH. Good Day.
Of course we didn't let miss dogwalker ruin our ride but you have to wonder where people get the nerve, don't you?
The woman asks us if "We are on the horsepath".
"Well YEAH" says K "I helped carve these out in 1978 and these are bridle paths".
W: "It would be nice if you could pick up after your horses."
Me: "That is next to impossible. We don't mind SHARING our bridle paths with joggers and dog walkers < fact we always slow to a walk whenever we see anyone on the trails> but if it bothers YOU perhaps you should stick to the people only paths".
W: "If you used the lower paths you wouldn't encounter so many people"
K: "Well those go along the stream and we meet many more people on the narrower paths there. Now please let us pass."
W: " people should have the right of way"
Me: "They do...on the PEOPLE paths. <now I'm thinking that maybe we should just stomp on the woman AND the annoying puppy> There is a perfectly nice NEW dog run back in the direction you just came from."
W: Oh. Are you SURE this is the horse path.
Me: Well you can go down to the end and read the POSTING and the rules for SHARING our BRIDLEPATH. Good Day.
Of course we didn't let miss dogwalker ruin our ride but you have to wonder where people get the nerve, don't you?
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