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She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster. - Rodney Dangerfield
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“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.” -
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done. - Peter Ustinov“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.” -
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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.Comment
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Remember, men, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did. - Grouch Marx (in Duck Soup)“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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I'm as pure as the driven slush. - Tallulah Bankhead“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. - Lewis Grizzard“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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Aunt Em,
Hate you.
Hate Kansas.
Took the dog.
-DorothyComment
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It was a blonde, a blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since. - Arturo Toscanini“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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Hey Steve, are you giggleloop on Woot? Giggleloop uses the same video of the cats...but somehow T.R. Oglodyte and Giggleloop don't sound like the same person...hmm.Comment
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There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. - Robert Orben“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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In memory of Milton Friedman
the body is gone but the inspiration continues:
Political freedom means the absence of coercion of a man by his fellow men. The fundamental threat to freedom is power to coerce, be it in the hands of a monarch, a dictator, an oligarchy, or a momentary majority. ~ Milton Friedman“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected. - Robert Orben“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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Give a man a free hand, and he'll run it all over you. - Mae West
Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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