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    She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster. - Rodney Dangerfield
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

  • #2
    If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done. - Peter Ustinov
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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    • #3
      ...and another one

      There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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      • #4
        Remember, men, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did. - Grouch Marx (in Duck Soup)
        “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

        “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

        “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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        • #5
          I'm as pure as the driven slush. - Tallulah Bankhead
          “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

          “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

          “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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          • #6
            I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. - Lewis Grizzard
            “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

            “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

            “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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            • #7
              Aunt Em,

              Hate you.
              Hate Kansas.
              Took the dog.

              -Dorothy

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              • #8
                It was a blonde, a blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler
                “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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                • #9
                  I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since. - Arturo Toscanini
                  “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                  “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                  “You shouldn't wear that body.”

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Hey Steve, are you giggleloop on Woot? Giggleloop uses the same video of the cats...but somehow T.R. Oglodyte and Giggleloop don't sound like the same person...hmm.

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                    • #11
                      There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. - Robert Orben
                      “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                      “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                      “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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                      • #12
                        In memory of Milton Friedman

                        the body is gone but the inspiration continues:

                        Political freedom means the absence of coercion of a man by his fellow men. The fundamental threat to freedom is power to coerce, be it in the hands of a monarch, a dictator, an oligarchy, or a momentary majority. ~ Milton Friedman
                        “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                        “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                        “You shouldn't wear that body.”

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected. - Robert Orben
                          “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                          “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                          “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Jaybee View Post
                            There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
                            ROTFLLH!!!! LOLOL!!!!

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                            • #15
                              Give a man a free hand, and he'll run it all over you. - Mae West

                              Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield
                              “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                              “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                              “You shouldn't wear that body.”

                              Comment

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