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One's need for loneliness is not satisfied if one sits at a table alone. There must be empty chairs as well. If the waiter takes away a chair on which no one is sitting, I feel a void and my sociability is aroused. I can't live without empty chairs. - Karl Kraus
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“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
- Rita Rudner“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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"Aspire to inspire before you expire."Comment
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This is what Thought did.
He thought he had to fart instead he shit in his pants
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