Chinese Proverbs

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch bum should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

I love these, I have a few more

Man who go to sleep with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger.

Man who dream of water fall wake up to wet bed.

Man who go to sleep and dream of hot girls wake very horny and is pecking wife with woody.

[Jya-Ning Silver Contributor Find all posts View Profile Close Jya-Ning]

These are Chinese? Man I stay in US for too long or I maybe day dreaming most of the time during my school year.

Jya-Ning