I could only miss and extend Jury Duty for so long...here I am again in the Jury assembly room waiting for the call. And they have WiFi...woo hoo.
I have never actually sat through a trial...some day I would like to but I am too good at excuses.
Any good excuses to get out of JD? Have you ever sat through a trial as a juror?
I am usually dismissed when I tell them that I have bought and sold timeshares before. They either think I am too stupid for having bought a timeshare so I am not fit for jury duty. Or they think that since I sold them I am a liar and thief. Either way...everone feels this way.
If that doesn't work then I always ask the prosecutor if the defendant donated to the DA's campaign or not...that way I will know if the Prosecutor is really going to press his case or not...it doesn't take long after that before I get my walking papers.
Well time to get some
I have never actually sat through a trial...some day I would like to but I am too good at excuses.
Any good excuses to get out of JD? Have you ever sat through a trial as a juror?
I am usually dismissed when I tell them that I have bought and sold timeshares before. They either think I am too stupid for having bought a timeshare so I am not fit for jury duty. Or they think that since I sold them I am a liar and thief. Either way...everone feels this way.
If that doesn't work then I always ask the prosecutor if the defendant donated to the DA's campaign or not...that way I will know if the Prosecutor is really going to press his case or not...it doesn't take long after that before I get my walking papers.
Well time to get some
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