Is Anyone Here a Smartass?

[JLB Please excuse me, I'm a Dick. Not a moron just a Dick Find all posts View Profile Close JLB]

Besides Tony and Conch Man, of course.

I'm one, and have decided that is not going to change. I have also decided that being one a not a bad deal.

I tend to have a lot of fun with other smartasses and, it seems, vice versa. On the contrary, I do not have much fun with people who are cut-and-dry, who take everything literally, and who do not have a sense of humor, and, it seems, vice versa.

So, for me, it seems to be a good way of naturally sorting out those I wish to be around, and vice versa.

[BocaBum99 Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close BocaBum99]

Well, I guess being a smartass is better than being a dumbass.

[ArtsieAng Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close ArtsieAng]

Well, I guess being a smartass is better than being a dumbass.

And, most certainly better than being a 'fat ass'.

[wackymother Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close wackymother]

"Lard ass" is, I believe, the preferred term.

[ArtsieAng Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close ArtsieAng]

"Lard ass" is, I believe, the preferred term.

Opps.....

[ArtsieAng Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close ArtsieAng]

Then, of course there's always 'stupid ass' as a possibility.

[Carol C Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Carol C]

I'm a smartass and a lardass. Do I get a prize or something for double-dipping?

[JLB Please excuse me, I'm a Dick. Not a moron just a Dick Find all posts View Profile Close JLB]

Now that I think about it, a person can be both a smartass and a dumbass.

That seems strange. Is that George Carlin I see?

[opkansas Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close opkansas]

Besides Tony and Conch Man, of course.

I'm one, and have decided that is not going to change. I have also decided that being one a not a bad deal.

I tend to have a lot of fun with other smartasses and, it seems, vice versa. On the contrary, I do not have much fun with people who are cut-and-dry, who take everything literally, and who do not have a sense of humor, and, it seems, vice versa.

So, for me, it seems to be a good way of naturally sorting out those I wish to be around, and vice versa.

SMARTASS REPORTING FOR DUTY _ _ _ _ _ _ _!

[mshatty Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close mshatty]

Hello, did someone call my name?

[libraria Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close libraria]

Oh, gosh, I guess I fit into these categories, since I keep getting invited back to the Margaritaville dock. "Smartass" for sure; "lardass", well I hate to admit to that, but "maybe so."

[urple2 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close urple2]

Great thread. Well, yes, I think I am but I hold back. A lotta people seem not to be able to take it. So, I'm a suppressed smartass.

[WanderLust Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close WanderLust]

I don't get it.

[Jaybee Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Jaybee]

I prefer being a smart ass to a jackass. Some people just don't appreciate sarcastic humor...you know...like Maxine's? LOL!

[JLB Please excuse me, I'm a Dick. Not a moron just a Dick Find all posts View Profile Close JLB]

Has anyone else ever heard the words, "For once I would just like a straight answer?"