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No Child Left Behind - Football Version For all who have kids in school or who are/have already taught or plan to teach them.
The football version of what is going on in education right now. (If
you're not an educator, this may not make a lot of sense to you. But
send it to your friends who are in education. They will love it!)
For all educators in and out of the education system:
1. All teams must make the state playoffs and all MUST win the
championship. If a team does not win the championship, they will be on
probation until they are the champions, and coaches will be held
accountable. If after two years they have not won the
championship their footballs and equipment will be taken away UNTIL they
do win the championship.
2. All kids will be expected to have the same football skills at the
same time, even if they do not have the same conditions or opportunities
to practice on their own. NO exceptions will be made for lack of
interest in footb all, a desire to perform
athletically, or genetic abilities or disabilities of themselves or
their parents. ALL KIDS WILL PLAY FOOTBALL AT A PROFICIENT LEVEL!
3. Talented players will be asked to workout on their own, without
instruction. This is because the coaches will be using all their
instructional time with the athletes who aren't interested in football,
have limited athletic ability or whose parents
don't like football.
4. Games will be played year round, but statistics will only be kept in
the 4th, 8th, and 11th game.
This will create a New Age of Sports where every school is expected to
have the same level of talent and all teams will reach the same minimum
goals. If no child gets ahead, then no child gets left behind. If
parents do not like this new law, they are encouraged to vote for vouchers and support private schools that can screen out the non-athletes and prevent their children from having to go to school with bad football players.
The football version of what is going on in education right now. (If
you're not an educator, this may not make a lot of sense to you. But
send it to your friends who are in education. They will love it!)
For all educators in and out of the education system:
1. All teams must make the state playoffs and all MUST win the
championship. If a team does not win the championship, they will be on
probation until they are the champions, and coaches will be held
accountable. If after two years they have not won the
championship their footballs and equipment will be taken away UNTIL they
do win the championship.
2. All kids will be expected to have the same football skills at the
same time, even if they do not have the same conditions or opportunities
to practice on their own. NO exceptions will be made for lack of
interest in footb all, a desire to perform
athletically, or genetic abilities or disabilities of themselves or
their parents. ALL KIDS WILL PLAY FOOTBALL AT A PROFICIENT LEVEL!
3. Talented players will be asked to workout on their own, without
instruction. This is because the coaches will be using all their
instructional time with the athletes who aren't interested in football,
have limited athletic ability or whose parents
don't like football.
4. Games will be played year round, but statistics will only be kept in
the 4th, 8th, and 11th game.
This will create a New Age of Sports where every school is expected to
have the same level of talent and all teams will reach the same minimum
goals. If no child gets ahead, then no child gets left behind. If
parents do not like this new law, they are encouraged to vote for vouchers and support private schools that can screen out the non-athletes and prevent their children from having to go to school with bad football players.
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