Your Age By Sex Math

[Faust Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Faust]

If someone asked you your age you may tell them a falsehood anyway-but
> this formula will know!
> YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH
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> This is pretty neat.
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> DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
> It takes less than a minute .
> Work this out as you read ....
> Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
> This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
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> 1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to
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> 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
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> 3. Add 5
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> 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
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> 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....
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> 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
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> You should have a three digit number
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> The first digit of this was your original number
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> The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!
>(Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
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>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE
>IT LASTS.

[LisaH Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close LisaH]

This is definitely designed for men because I don't know too many women who want to have sex more than once a day!!!

[tim Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close tim]

This is definitely designed for men because I don't know too many women who want to have sex more than once a day!!!

Wait, wait, wait -- I don't know many women who want to have sex more than once a WEEK. Okay, my knowledge is really limited to my own situation and after 20 years of marriage, well, you now understand how I came up with my statement.

[Carol C Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Carol C]

Maybe if men paid more attention to personal grooming after marriage?

[joycapecod Silver Contributor Find all posts View Profile Close joycapecod]

Maybe if men just paid more attention after marriage.

[tim Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close tim]

Come on, I pay attention to my wife when I want to have sex! Seriously, as I now think more about it, I should have said I'm luckly if I get sex once a MONTH. But, now, in light of these comments, I'm going try more personal grooming and paying more attention. I'll report back in one month with the results....