Sheryl Crow (post from BBC )

[Oracle Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Oracle]

I'd like to shake her hand (Right after going to the Loo)

[riverdees05 Platinum Contributor Find all posts View Profile Close riverdees05]

Instead of TP use the Sears Catalog or corn cobbs. That's is what was in my Grandfather's outhouse.

[TimeshareVon Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close TimeshareVon]

Ok. I confess, I cant figure it out. I've come up with many possibilities, but which one did you have in mind?

Oh sorry . . . one I rarely use any more . . .

Busting My @$$ Laughing.

[Carol C Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Carol C]

I wish she'd stop polluting the radio environment with her boring, unoriginal songs.

[happymum Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close happymum]

Busting My @$$ Laughing.

Ok. My mind was definitely going in other directions, given the subject matter, and the initial letters being BM .

[BoardGirl Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close BoardGirl]

I hope it was a joke, otherwise, I'd better talk to the doctor about my 'pesky situation' since Sheryl says one square is plenty and that's just not my experience. Yep, I'm a bathroom tree killer, warming up the Earth in my quest to wipe.

I dunno, I could see this turning into big ole protests - The Wipers vs The Skidmarks.

[Carolinian Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Carolinian]

Be careful in the UK

Since this was first publicized on the BBC, the Brits had better keep a close watch on their leaders. Based on their recent antics with air ticket taxes, their high and mighty muckedy-mucks may have a lightbulb, or at least a beeswax candle, go off in their heads that, hey, here is another way to tilt at the ''global warming'' windmill.

Based on how the air ticket tax approach developed, here is what to expect:

1) Labour's Chancellor of the Exchequer and Prime Minister-in-waiting Gordon Brown pushes through a measure doubling the tax on toilet paper to discourage its use so as to fight ''global warming''.

2) Not to be outdone, the ''Conservatives'' boy wonder and prime minister wannabee David Cameron proposes not only to double the tax on toilet paper but to keep track of how much everyone uses every year, and after the first roll to progressively raise the tax to further discourage the use of toilet paper. Cameron also invites Sheryl Crow to address the Shadow Cabinet on toilet paper and global warming (flying first class, of course!)

3) Other parties wisely keep thier mouths shut, and hope they will attract the votes of toilet paper users, who don't think they need to pay any more tax.

[Carolinian Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Carolinian]

Instead of TP use the Sears Catalog or corn cobbs. That's is what was in my Grandfather's outhouse.

Should we really expect these elitists to put corn cob dispensers in bathrooms of their mansions? Gore, at least, ought to have a good supply there in Tennessee.

[Carol C Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Carol C]

I've heard that "Endless Vacation" makes a good substitute when the TP runs out.