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We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
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means a smile and
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is a frown.
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>>Sometimes these are represented by
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>>:-)
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>>:-(
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>>Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
>>Here goes:
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>>(_!_) a regular ass
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>>(__!__) a fat ass
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>>(!) a tight ass
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>>(_*_) a sore ass
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>>{_!_} a swishy ass
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>>(_o_) an ass that's been around
>>(_x_) kiss my ass
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>>(_X_) leave my ass alone
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>>(_zzz_) a tired ass
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>>(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
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>>(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
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>>(_?_) Dumb Ass
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means a smile and>>
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is a frown.>>
>>Sometimes these are represented by
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>>:-)
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>>:-(
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>>Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
>>Here goes:
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>>(_!_) a regular ass
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>>(__!__) a fat ass
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>>(!) a tight ass
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>>(_*_) a sore ass
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>>{_!_} a swishy ass
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>>(_o_) an ass that's been around
>>(_x_) kiss my ass
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>>(_X_) leave my ass alone
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>>(_zzz_) a tired ass
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>>(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
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>>(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
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>>(_?_) Dumb Ass