A Simple Solution to Global Warming

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

Surfing a bit at lunch time and I made this stunning discovery.

First, below is a chart showing global mean surface temperature 1850 to 2006 relative to 1961–1990. The climb beginning in about 1980 is noticeable.



Now, look at the pictures below of Michael Jackson during that same time frame:



And culminating with present-day MJ:



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The correlation is clear and obvious. If we want to end global warming, there's a very simple solution.

Somebody needs to stop Michael Jackson from trying to be white.

I don't know if the plastic surgeon has yet been born who can reverse the damage already done, but at least we can keep things from getting worse.

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

The correlation is clear and obvious. If we want to end global warming, there's a very simple solution.

Somebody needs to stop Michael Jackson from trying to be white.

I don't know if the plastic surgeon has yet been born who can reverse the damage already done, but at least we can keep things from getting worse.

Steve did they drop you on your head when you were born?

This probably one of your best and most absurd posts and I LOVED it. Thank you.

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

Steve did they drop you on your head when you were born?

This probably one of your best and most absurd posts and I LOVED it. Thank you.

No, but I was bitten by a Python when I was younger.

[PigsDad Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close PigsDad]

No, no, no. You have it all wrong. It is clear by the graph below that the cause of global warming is the decline of pirates. I thought everyone knew that!


Source: seanbonner: Less Pirates = Global Warming

Kurt

[mshatty Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close mshatty]

No, but I was bitten by a Python when I was younger.

A Monty Python????

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

No, but I was bitten by a Python when I was younger.

A Monty Python????

and away we go....



I was listening to some of their songs today.

YouTube - Sit on My Face

Such a classic.

[mshatty Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close mshatty]

and away we go....



I was listening to some of their songs today.

YouTube - Sit on My Face

Such a classic.

First time I ever heard that song. Very funny!

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

and away we go....

We are in great peril.

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

We are in great peril.

One, Two, Five
YouTube - Holy Hand Grenade / Dangerous Rabbit!

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

alright this one is absolutely hysterical
YouTube - Monty Python - Antiracist Song

[Carolinian Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Carolinian]

I always thought it was the hot air coming from all of the self-promoters in the environmentalist movement that caused ''global warming'', but your explanation makes as much sense as theirs!

Actually, the science is already there. In the mid-1800s, one of the earth's natural long term cooling cycles, known as the Little Ice Age ended, and it went into one of its long term warming cycles. The last such warming cycle, the Medieval Warm Period, saw the earth get much warmer than it is today without any big catastrophy.

[philsfan Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close philsfan]

No, no, no. You have it all wrong. It is clear by the graph below that the cause of global warming is the decline of pirates. I thought everyone knew that!


Source: seanbonner: Less Pirates = Global Warming

Kurt

I completely agree. I am buying an eye patch today. ARRR.