Pleasant Surprise...

[JLB Please excuse me, I'm a Dick. Not a moron just a Dick Find all posts View Profile Close JLB]

Anyone notice that were and where are interchangeable in Wisconsin?

That could explain why, when Bruce is out in public, that he has problems with the rooms marked Men and Women.

[brucecz Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close brucecz]

Anyone notice that were and where are interchangeable in Wisconsin?

That could explain why, when Bruce is out in public, that he has problems with the rooms marked Men and Women.

Thanks for noticing my expertise. I do not have the ability to atrack stalkers like some timeshare notables that live near Branson.

Quote "That could explain why, when Bruce is out in public, that he has problems with the rooms marked Men and Women. " Why would you think it is a problem?

Bruce

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First, you have all stayed up too late, or too many days.

Next, I'm surprised with your success Melvin, considering your involvement in the Bubba Country debacle. The local judge did not seem swayed by your participation.

Next, next, who takes care of the pigs when you are not there to do it . . . and could they come take care of our cats and our bird when we go to Florida?

Last, and least, about 30 seconds after I start a conversation with Bruce, or, actually, Bruce with me, something happens to my brain and body. My brain checks out, goes to the beach or wherever, and my head starts involuntarily nodding forward and backward, as if agreeing to what he is saying. Some times when Bruce visits here, and we get together, my head will continue nodding for an extended period, like the next week or so after he leaves.

Your eyes are glazed over even before I say a word. You seem be be twitching repeating the word Bubba to yourself. Mevin says you need some boiled pizza and some of his 5 star(5 days old) squeezing drippings. I think he is referring to corn drippings.

Bruce

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Home for weekend...

Got back to the Capitol office in time for the inauguration of the 61st Governor of Kentucky (admitted to statehood in 1792, but did not include land between theTennessee river and the Missippi river where we live) and had ther following message on my computer...

"...By the way my order for the critters and the hot boiled pizza from you have not arrived yet. Also Tonyg said your's and Big Franks secerts are safely buried in his secert place but he needs the $10,000 you and Big Frank promised so they can be remained as a safely guarded secert.


That $10,000 reminds that I have not received that $20,000 you promised to my Church of Holy snowmobile trail & the 5th Wednesaday of the month Polka Club."

So, JLB I will not be going on vacation for the next 20,000 years as I have to send Bruce his vigorice (sp? not sure as I am a WASP).