Pleasant Surprise...

[M. Henley Class President Find all posts View Profile Close M. Henley]

Sitting in my (actually our, as Rita also has a desk there) office in the Capitol when we get a call from BruceCZ (we have our home phone forwarded to Rita's cellphone) wishing us a Merry (Happy?) Christmas (not Holiday, Christmas).
Always good to hear from a TS buddy. Bruce relates that he had recently talked to Tonyg (the king of one-liners).
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all TS4Mers.

[shaggy Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close shaggy]

You too Melvin. Kaintucky is lucky to have you in Washington. Have a Merry Xmas and a Happy New year. shaggy

[brucecz Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close brucecz]

Sitting in my (actually our, as Rita also has a desk there) office in the Capitol when we get a call from BruceCZ (we have our home phone forwarded to Rita's cellphone) wishing us a Merry (Happy?) Christmas (not Holiday, Christmas).
Always good to hear from a TS buddy. Bruce relates that he had recently talked to Tonyg (the king of one-liners).
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all TS4Mers.

It was nice to hear the lovely Rita answer the phone.

But you have not fullfilled my requests as that was the reason I called. I am still waiting for my 2 requests to be fulfilled by Melvin. And I meant it that I wanted my BP still hot and not cold when you have it delivered.

Melvin has a honor that the Pres of the US does not have hes has our home phone.

Bruce

[tonyg Goomba & Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close tonyg]

Happy Holidays to you too Melvin- hope your ear gets better.

[brucecz Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close brucecz]

Happy Holidays to you too Melvin- hope your ear gets better.

Tony, I see by the time and the tone of your post you have stayed up way to late in light of all your many, many years and illnesses.

Bruce

[tonyg Goomba & Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close tonyg]

But it appears you were up even later, Bruce.

[brucecz Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close brucecz]

But it appears you were up even later, Bruce.

No, because your a hour ahead of us.

Bruce

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

Melvin change your # before he calls again.

[LisaH Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close LisaH]

Wow, Melvin, Didn't know you made it all the way to Washington DC. Congrats!!!

I was just there this past weekend to attend a meeting and actually visited the Capital Briefly on Monday. Would have stopped by and said hello had I known you were there

[M. Henley Class President Find all posts View Profile Close M. Henley]

Bruce has been in the boiled pizza again. We are in Frankfort, the Kentucky state Capitol.
We will be there late monday afternoon (Dec 10). Office is 432C, Capitol Annex.
502-564-8100 is the phone number. Just ask for me'uns.

Wow, Melvin, Didn't know you made it all the way to Washington DC. Congrats!!!

I was just there this past weekend to attend a meeting and actually visited the Capital Briefly on Monday. Would have stopped by and said hello had I known you were there

[LisaH Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close LisaH]

Bruce has been in the boiled pizza again. We are in Frankfort, the Kentucky state Capitol.
We will be there late monday afternoon (Dec 10). Office is 432C, Capitol Annex.
502-564-8100 is the phone number. Just ask for me'uns.

Sorry for the mistake . Happy Holidays to all!!!

[brucecz Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close brucecz]

Bruce has been in the boiled pizza again. We are in Frankfort, the Kentucky state Capitol.
We will be there late monday afternoon (Dec 10). Office is 432C, Capitol Annex.
502-564-8100 is the phone number. Just ask for me'uns.

I did not post were you were at because you for unexplained reason did not want your "Contributors" and some "type of federal authorities" to know were you where. I think she just asuumed where you where.

By the way my order for the critters and the hot boiled pizza from you have not arrived yet. Also Tonyg said your's and Big Franks secerts are safely buried in his secert place but he needs the $10,000 you and Big Frank promised so they can be remained as a safely guarded secert.


That $10,000 reminds that I have not received that $20,000 you promised to my Church of Holy snowmobile trail & the 5th Wednesaday of the month Polka Club.

To refresh your memorey your $20,000 "donation" was for my church offering lawfull needed Sancuary to some of your "Key" supporters and their probation offiers to miss "the exsteme heat" in Kentucy. They would be using my church for this Christmas-New Years holiday season while I am down in Florida a few weeks after Big Frank left.

Hopefully they will have replenished the foodstores by the time we get there. Of course it will only be two weeks after he left. I got lucky yesterday as I called BigFrank to scream at that !#%^&))()(^*%^%)(&(^(%&* over the phone for his ^%$#$*((&*($%^^ rude post about me on this string.


But I got luckly and was able to talk to his wife. She is sweet as your Rita and is a brave cheerfull lady when you consider the HEAVY BURDEN she has had to carry in HER MARRIED LIFE.

You, Tony, and BigFrank do not have to post your thank yous for having me bring you the gald tidings that I bought to in this post.

Almost forgot. When I was in St Croix with Big Frank I had a srange sensation.
I though I could smell our Great Danes Ellies "Leavings". Then I figured out it was Big Frank lighting up one of his cigars.

Bruce

[LisaH Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close LisaH]

I did not post were you were at because you for unexplained reason did not want your "Contributors" and some "type of federal authorities" to know were you where. I think she just asuumed where you where.

Bruce

Bruce, It was not your post. It was Shaggy's following quote that got me confused.

You too Melvin. Kaintucky is lucky to have you in Washington. Have a Merry Xmas and a Happy New year. shaggy

[tonyg Goomba & Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close tonyg]

Melvin, you made it to the book of records as Bruce never made a shorter call than the one to you. He called me Saturday morning and my ear is still ringing. I can't remember all that he said as I was trying to get ready to go to the bank, but there was something about a marathon- presumably his weekend calling schedule. He also talked at great length about his IUD's or UTI's or something like that so maybe he's in some kind of medical profession. He also talked about timber, but I didn't hear any sawing in the background- so he might also be a lumberjack medic. He told me to insult someone- maybe it was you. I still haven't insulted Boca, as previously requested. At any rate I did make it to the bank before it closed- but just barely. It kinda set my weekend behind schedule and Big Frank wouldn't answer his phone all weekend.

[JLB Please excuse me, I'm a Dick. Not a moron just a Dick Find all posts View Profile Close JLB]

First, you have all stayed up too late, or too many days.

Next, I'm surprised with your success Melvin, considering your involvement in the Bubba Country debacle. The local judge did not seem swayed by your participation.

Next, next, who takes care of the pigs when you are not there to do it . . . and could they come take care of our cats and our bird when we go to Florida?

Last, and least, about 30 seconds after I start a conversation with Bruce, or, actually, Bruce with me, something happens to my brain and body. My brain checks out, goes to the beach or wherever, and my head starts involuntarily nodding forward and backward, as if agreeing to what he is saying. Some times when Bruce visits here, and we get together, my head will continue nodding for an extended period, like the next week or so after he leaves.