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  • If a dog was the teacher

    If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

    When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

    Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

    Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

    When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.!

    Let others know when they've invaded your territory.


    Take naps.
    Stretch before rising.

    Run, romp, and play daily.

    Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

    Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

    On warm days, stop to lie on your back in the grass.

    On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

    When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

    No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout ... run right back and make friends.

    Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

    Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

    Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.

    If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

    When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

  • #2
    Ain't it the truth!

    Sue

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    • #3
      So true.

      Our neighbor dog likes to come see us and the other day he had hurt his back and still wanted to come over even in pain.

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      • #4
        Dogs are the best but so are cats. Taffy greets us at the door too and is never far away from where we are, even at night. He is lots of company when you are alone and I like it a lot now I am alone.

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        • #5
          How about, "When you meet someone for the first time, stick your nose in their crotch and inhale deeply."

          See how far that dog rule will get you!!
          “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

          “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

          “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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          • #6
            Originally posted by T. R. Oglodyte View Post
            How about, "When you meet someone for the first time, stick your nose in their crotch and inhale deeply."

            See how far that dog rule will get you!!
            ..........not to mention that leg thing................... (it didn't go over big the first time I did it )

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            • #7
              Originally posted by T. R. Oglodyte View Post
              How about, "When you meet someone for the first time, stick your nose in their crotch and inhale deeply."
              !
              Once I had a non-pet owing friend over. One of my dogs was trying her best to get my attention. Finally she stuck her nose in my crotch and barked. My friend laughed about it for years.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by iconnections
                Dogs are the best but so are cats. Taffy greets us at the door too and is never far away from where we are, even at night. He is lots of company when you are alone and I like it a lot now I am alone.
                With our cats, we were lucky if they opened their eyes when we came home.

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