Birthday Toast?

[vintner Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close vintner]

So, I went to search here for a 50th birthday toast for my wife. There has to be plenty of them here. Nope.

I google birthday toast. Found lots of places to pay for a custom toast. Oh come on, there aren't any good toasts for a woman's or wife's 50th birthday, for Free?

Party is Saturday night (1-12-08)

Anyone have a toast suggestion that I will be able to remember after stressing out the day with cooking, cleaning and setting out party stuff?

[Glitter Brunello Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Glitter Brunello]

I think a 50th birthday toast for a spouse probably needs to be a bit personal, though you can probably find some nice poetry...

But this toast cracks me up:

May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse


eta: I was at a 50th celebration last year, not sure if you're looking for humor, but I chuckled at the reference to "the anniversary of her 29th birthday" on the invitation.

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

50 down and 50 to go.

[susieq Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close susieq]

AH ~ Fifty.... the ultimate f-word!

[Fern Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Fern]

Personally, I like Cinnamon Toast, but your wife might not Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Here's one I really like: May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future

This is a page with many suggestions: Card verses poems quotes, free online & printable - Birthday poems verses quotes

Hope some of that helps...

Fern

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

Oh come on, there aren't any good toasts for a woman's or wife's 50th birthday, for Free?

I don't there any good toasts for a woman that turns 50 period. Free or paid for.

We aren't being very helpful are we?

If I get passed the splitting headache I'm getting I'll think of something but it will probably not be suitable for mixed company.

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

How about:

You're turning 50! Don't fret don't worry. It's the new 30.

[vintner Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close vintner]

Personally, I like Cinnamon Toast, but your wife might not
Fern

Actually, she does like Cinnamon Toast.

"Guest, please raise your glass to Honor Kim, as I offer this toast, cinnamon toast, just the way she likes it"

I am chuckling to myself. But...I know better.
Or, do I?

I'll come up with something, or with 35 people here, maybe I'll just disappear in the crowd and no one will know I am there.