Some Old, Some New, All Good

[riverdees05 Platinum Contributor Find all posts View Profile Close riverdees05]

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.




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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.




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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.




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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.




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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.


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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.




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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?




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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.




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Illiterate? Write For Help.




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Honk If Anything Falls Off.




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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.




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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,


But is Miles From The Next Exit.




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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits


With An Unarmed Person.




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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!




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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.




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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!




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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph


Also Are Timed For 70 mph


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Guys: No Shirt, No Service


Gals: No Shirt, No Charge




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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does


My Mailman Looks Like Jabba The Hut?




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Ax Me About Ebonics.




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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.




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Boldly Going Nowhere.




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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.




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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge


For Eating His Animal Friends




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Honk If You've Never Seen


An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.




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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down


Before He Admits He is Lost?




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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.




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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.




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AND Finally




"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED


TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR


THE SAME REASON

[ArtsieAng Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close ArtsieAng]

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Looks Like Jabba The Hut?