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  • What's a million ?

    This is too true to be funny

    The next time you hear a politician use the
    word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
    whether you want the 'politicians' spending
    YOUR tax money.

    A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
    but one advertising agency did a good job of
    putting that figure into some perspective in
    one of its releases.

    A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

    B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

    C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were
    living in the Stone Age.

    D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth
    on two feet.

    E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and
    20 minutes, at the rate our government is
    spending it.

  • #2
    One billion is one shot of vermouth in 30 rail tank cars of gin.

    That's one very dry martini. If you like your martinis shaken, not stirred, I suggest you park the train somewhere near the San Andreas Fault and wait.
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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    • #3
      A billion is also different in different parts of the world. In the UK it has always been 1 million times 1 million, although as with so many things the Americanised version is becoming ever more prevalent.

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      • #4
        A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. WRONG

        I'm sorry but when you pass these things on you really ought to fact check them and it isn't hard to do.

        Actually 1 Billion seconds ago is 31.70 years, It's a very easy math problem.

        That means it was about the end of June 1967 if you calculate in April of 2008 so this was originally written over 8 years ago.

        I am afraid if the government was spending a billion dollars at the stated rate in the year 2000 you can count on the fact that it's spending it a whole lot faster now.

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