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Man who's had sex with 1000 cars gives new meaning to auto-erotic
I hope that none of his cars have cloth interiors.
I could see this being part of a Grey's Anatomy episode. He shows up in the emergency room in need of assistance after an unfortunate accident during sex with a helicopter. Probably winds up being Alex's patient, or maybe Cristina's.
Man who's had sex with 1000 cars gives new meaning to auto-erotic
Smith has taken man's romance with the automobile to a whole new level, and he claims his attachments to his metal, leather-upholstered companions are far from platonic.
The 57-year-old Washington state native first had sex with a car at age 15, and says he has never been sexually attracted to people, female or male. And he feels no need to change.
"I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone. Cars are just my preference," he told British newspaper the Telegraph.
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Smith says his fetish took root when he was a teenager.
"When I was 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it."
He continued, "There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until nighttime, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them."
Smith also believes his love isn't completely one-sided. Despite their apparent lack of feelings, he thinks there's something in it for the objects of his affection.
"There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving."
Despite his passion for his four-wheeled friends, Smith has occasionally strayed. His most intense sexual experience ever, he says, was with a helicopter.
The 57-year-old Washington state native first had sex with a car at age 15, and says he has never been sexually attracted to people, female or male. And he feels no need to change.
"I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone. Cars are just my preference," he told British newspaper the Telegraph.
…
Smith says his fetish took root when he was a teenager.
"When I was 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it."
He continued, "There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until nighttime, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them."
Smith also believes his love isn't completely one-sided. Despite their apparent lack of feelings, he thinks there's something in it for the objects of his affection.
"There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving."
Despite his passion for his four-wheeled friends, Smith has occasionally strayed. His most intense sexual experience ever, he says, was with a helicopter.
I could see this being part of a Grey's Anatomy episode. He shows up in the emergency room in need of assistance after an unfortunate accident during sex with a helicopter. Probably winds up being Alex's patient, or maybe Cristina's.
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