Man who's had sex with 1000 cars gives new meaning to auto-erotic

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

I wonder if the car ever say's not tonight, I got a headach.

[Joe L Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Joe L]

I wonder if the car says, yes, yes, yes, right there baby, my clutch, yes. Do you think the car fakes it sometimes, just to get a wash, polish and lube?

[Faust Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Faust]

or maybe an alarm gos off

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

I wonder if the car ever asks, Do I look fat.

[Joe L Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Joe L]

Or "Is that a stick shift" in your pants or are just happy to see me?

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

Or "Is that a stick shift" in your pants or are just happy to see me?

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

Is the car powered by AC or DC?

Does it respond any differently when pulling a full load?

If it's well-tuned and fully warmed up, will it burn rubber if it gives you all it's got??

[Joe L Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Joe L]

If you push it too hard does it shake and make noises?

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

Does the engine SCREAM if you push all the buttons and pedals just right?

[Joe L Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Joe L]

Your so bad Lawren, love it

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

Your so bad Lawren, love it

This is such an absurd thread, but it is in Big Franks Hot Tub. I've been asked to "tone it down" by some.

Favor to ask you. Will PM.

[wackymother Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close wackymother]

I've been asked to "tone it down" by some.

Does this mean I can't say anything about "fender benders"? Or "body work"?

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

Does this mean I can't say anything about "fender benders"? Or "body work"?

I guess not. And it also means I can't say anything about the stroke, the bore, or the head.

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

Does this mean I can't say anything about "fender benders"? Or "body work"?

I guess not. And it also means I can't say anything about the stroke, the bore, or the head.

Did the hot top just go to a "g" rating? What did I miss?

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

I wonder if he ever looks at himself in the side view mirror? Shouldn't the mirror have a warning: "Objects in mirror appear larger than they are."