What did you do while I was away on vacation, honey?

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This couple must have been an interesting conversation after she got back from her trip.

He got a real housecleaning: Nude maid steals $40,000

TAMPA - A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.

The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.

Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.

Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

Police are investigating.

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

I think Some one is not getting any sex for a few years.

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

I think Some one is not getting any sex for a few years.

I'm thinking that he was going to surprise her by having her come home to a clean house after she had been away on her trip. Just being a thoughtful and considerate guy, you know.

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I'm thinking that he was going to surprise her by having her come home to a clean house after she had been away on her trip. Just being a thoughtful and considerate guy, you know.

I should be as considerate and do the same thing so my wife will not have to clean. Wait she has her own maid that comes in to clean every week. I do not think I can get a nude one in.

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Just heard the wife on the radio, She said she is giving him the boot, She feels she can not trust him.

[wackymother Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close wackymother]

Just heard the wife on the radio, She said she is giving him the boot, She feels she can not trust him.

Gee, can't think why.

[CarolF Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close CarolF]

OK, so how does a naked maid steal $40 000 worth of jewellery without the guy noticing . She would look like a christmas tree (unless of course it was 2 or 3 expensive pieces).

[wackymother Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close wackymother]

OK, so how does a naked maid steal $40 000 worth of jewellery without the guy noticing . She would look like a christmas tree (unless of course it was 2 or 3 expensive pieces).

Use your imagination, Carol.

[CarolF Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close CarolF]

Hmmm, so a few very small, very expensive pieces, otherwise surely he would have noticed the "walk"

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Hmmm, so a few very small, very expensive pieces, otherwise surely he would have noticed the "walk"

That does present some images. Not unlike magic tricks occasionally done by a female magician.

But since she was cleaning the house, it's also likely that she was carrying a basket with some cleaning supplies around with her, or she may have had a vacuum cleaner with her in the room.

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That does present some images. Not unlike magic tricks occasionally done by a female magician.

But since she was cleaning the house, it's also likely that she was carrying a basket with some cleaning supplies around with her, or she may have had a vacuum cleaner with her in the room.

Well she definately stuffed a few things into her "bag o' tricks"!

[wackymother Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close wackymother]

That does present some images. Not unlike magic tricks occasionally done by a female magician.

That wasn't a magician, that was an "exotic dancer."

[wackymother Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close wackymother]

You know, if you read the story in the first post, only the headline says she was naked. The story says she took off her dress and cleaned. She could still have been wearing her underwear. Presumably it wasn't granny panties, but even a thong would add to the jewelry-hiding possibilities.

Edited to add: Well, the first line of the story also says she was nude. But that looks like the writer was just trying to be cute.

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What a cleaning!

He got his pipe cleaned! That is fer sure!