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    Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
    neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by
    Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as
    long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a
    year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no
    answer, he would be put to death.
    The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex
    even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an
    impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the
    monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
    He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the
    priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone,
    but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him
    to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.
    But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the
    kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
    The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to
    the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree
    to her price first.
    The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights
    of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
    Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one
    tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never
    encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to
    force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but
    Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing
    was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation
    of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch
    answered Arthur's question thus:
    What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own
    life. Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a
    great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was, the
    neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch
    had a wonderful wedding.
    The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a
    horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.
    The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The
    astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since
    he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would
    henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the
    beautiful maiden the other half. Which would he prefer? Beautiful during
    the day....or night?
    Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to
    show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an
    old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but
    by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?



    What would YOU do?
    What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll
    down below. OKAY?



    Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
    Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time
    because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own
    life.
    Now....what is the moral to this story?

    Scroll down




    The moral is.....
    If you don't let a woman have her own way....
    Things are going to get ugly
    Robert

  • #2
    For a sec I thought they wanted me.
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    • #3
      lol. Nah, we just want to be loved and cherished, like you men promised in your wedding vows dammit! That's all.

      Simple.
      Syd

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      • #4
        All I really want at this point are a few more timeshares....Is that too much to ask for?......
        Angela

        If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

        BTW, I'm still keeping track of how many times you annoy me.

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        • #5
          Do woman want a good husband?

          The Husband Store!

          A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
          There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as
          the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . ..
          you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
          building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

          On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

          Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

          The second floor sign reads:

          Floor 2 - These men have jobs,love the Lord,and love kids.

          The third floor sign reads:

          Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

          "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

          She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

          Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
          drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

          "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
          Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

          Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
          drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong
          Romantic streak
          She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:


          Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.

          There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

          Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your
          step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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          • #6
            Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.

            There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

            Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your
            step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

            hahaha......

            It's not that we are impossible to please, it is our great sence of adventure and intrique that brought us to the 6th floor.....
            Angela

            If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

            BTW, I'm still keeping track of how many times you annoy me.

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            • #7
              I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? - Zsa Zsa Gabor
              “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

              “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

              “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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              • #8
                Originally posted by bigfrank
                The Husband Store!

                A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
                There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as
                the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . ..
                you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
                building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

                On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

                Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

                The second floor sign reads:

                Floor 2 - These men have jobs,love the Lord,and love kids.

                The third floor sign reads:

                Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

                "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

                She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

                Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
                drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

                "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
                Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

                Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
                drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong
                Romantic streak
                She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:


                Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.

                There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

                Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your
                step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
                A New Wives store opened across the street.

                The first floor has wives that love sex.

                The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

                The third through sixth floors have never been visited .

                Lawren
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                There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
                - Rolf Kopfle

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by lawren2


                  The third through sixth floors have never been visited .


                  No need to go up any further. See we men know what we want.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by lawren2
                    A New Wives store opened across the street.

                    The first floor has wives that love sex.

                    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

                    The third through sixth floors have never been visited .

                    Unlike with women, what men want is simple amd straightforward. I've never understood why women seem to have such a hard time understanding that. Ladies, you keep assuming we're complex and deep. Trust me - most of us are really not that complicated.

                    We're also smart enough to know that if we go to one of the upper floors, we might get a woman who loves sex, has money, and thinks she can change us.
                    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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