This Guy Has A Problem

[Fern Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Fern]

Guy falls asleep at his girlfriend's house. She goes to fold his clothes while he is sleeping and discovers a wedding band in his pocket. He wakes up to discover that she's placed it on his weenie, and its now stuck. This guy has three problems...

1. His girlfriend now knows he's married.
2. What does he say to his wife when she sees his wedding band on his weenie?
3. How does he feel when he realizes that his weenie was small enough to go through his wedding ring?

Duh...

[Kay H Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Kay H]

How on earth did she get it on without waking him up? (no pun intended)

[GrayFal Silver Contributor and supermoderator Find all posts View Profile Close GrayFal]

How on earth did she get it on without waking him up? (no pun intended)

Kay, your next post will be 1,000 - make it good one

[bezerk Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close bezerk]

Guys sleep very soundly!!!! I am laughing so hard almost fell off chair!

[Joe L Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Joe L]

That's one small weenie or one enormous finger.