Man Arrested For Passing Gas At Cop

[buff Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close buff]

Very Interesting Story Circulating today on the news. A teacher at my school wrote a detention to a student for passing gas causing the whole classroom to empty out

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

As bad as it sounds It is part of having a healthy digestive system. Nothing is better than a good fart.

[RedMan Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close RedMan]

I guess if you were to get em with a silent one they would have to bring in CSI.

[Joe L Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Joe L]

Scott, I'm a bit confused. What does that have to do with "Man Arrested For Passing Gas At Cop"?

[buff Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close buff]

Joe, Apparently this story is circulating on the locval news stations. I was just mentioning what happened at my school. Sorry about the confusion. I typed it very fast

[RedMan Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close RedMan]

Prosecutors Drop Charge Related to "Passing Gas" in DUI Case

Maybe this link will clear the air. Or maybe not!

[tonyg Goomba & Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close tonyg]

Scott, we need to know the diet involved in case we have to go to the motor vehicle department.

[4ARedOctober Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close 4ARedOctober]

Scott, we need to know the diet involved in case we have to go to the motor vehicle department.

[1950bing Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close 1950bing]

Adults fart 14 to 17 times a day.

[nicklinneh Member Find all posts View Profile Close nicklinneh]

i've heard 12 men, 7 women. -ken

[vintner Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close vintner]

i've heard 12 men, 7 women. -ken

Oh I so want to say that 'if you hear that, you should get away from them', but...I won't say that.

[tonyg Goomba & Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close tonyg]

Adults fart 14 to 17 times a day.

Some of us are above average.

[katiemack Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close katiemack]

As bad as it sounds It is part of having a healthy digestive system.

How long has that theory gotten you out of trouble, BF?

[quote/]Nothing is better than a good fart. [/QUOTE]

Nothing? Say it ain't so....

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

How long has that theory gotten you out of trouble, BF?

[quote/]Nothing is better than a good fart.

Nothing? Say it ain't so....[/QUOTE]

Ok how about almost nothing is better than a good fart.