Investment Advice in this tough market

[4ARedOctober Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close 4ARedOctober]

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.


With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.


With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.


But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214 cash.


Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

[Jya-Ning Silver Contributor Find all posts View Profile Close Jya-Ning]

drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214 cash.


Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Damn, how much they pay for the glass one? This is good and sound if it doies not make your belly become more round

Jya-Ning

[vintner Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close vintner]

Forty plus years ago, my father would take a couple of us kids out to the country roads, drop us off. There would be one of us on each side of the road in the ditch and he would drive down the road. We would run in the ditches with a bag in hand and pick up cans and bottles, throw them in the for recycle. When the bag was full, Dad would pick us up somewhere down the road. Dad also used us as dogs to flush up phesants too. One time duck hunting, he shot me.

Oh the good old days.

[Chap7 Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Chap7]

You're not Dick Cheney's boy, are you?

[vintner Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close vintner]

You're not Dick Cheney's boy, are you?

No, I was in much better shape than Cheney's hunting partner.

But that is funny.

[Barbeque Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Barbeque]

John
I believe I will take your advice