Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and
thinking, 'surely i can't look that old. Well.. You'll love this one.
My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dds diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school? 'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.
'when did you graduate?' i asked.
He answered , 'in 1959. Why do you ask?'
'you were in my class!', i exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat joker, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-b*@#~ asked, 'what did you teach?'
thinking, 'surely i can't look that old. Well.. You'll love this one.
My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dds diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school? 'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.
'when did you graduate?' i asked.
He answered , 'in 1959. Why do you ask?'
'you were in my class!', i exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat joker, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-b*@#~ asked, 'what did you teach?'
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