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    Pfizer Announcement
    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

    Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives newmeaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just agood old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.


    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
    ... not enough time for all the timeshares ®

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    Jya-Ning
    Jya-Ning

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    • #3
      Very funny

      Donna

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      • #4
        I've seen this one circulating in the past - it's still funny!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by longtimer View Post
          I've seen this one circulating in the past - it's still funny!
          No way, this is a brand new announcement.
          ... not enough time for all the timeshares ®

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          • #6
            This is absolutely hilarious. I shared it with a friend who is a Coke distributor and he had to have it!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Spence
              No way, this is a brand new announcement.
              Perhaps it's a variation on one I've already heard

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              • #8
                Originally posted by longtimer View Post
                Perhaps it's a variation on one I've already heard
                Yes, I think you heard about the Cialis one that Coca-Cola is marketing.
                ... not enough time for all the timeshares ®

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                • #9
                  Since it is so important to old men, I can see Pepsi Cola marketing it even if it were a placebo but mind power would do the rest.

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