The Perfect Man

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[happymum Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close happymum]

[katiemack Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close katiemack]

ROTHFLMAO! Thanks for the ditty.

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

I knew there had to be a drawback somewhere...

[bezerk Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close bezerk]

ROFL......why, why he did sound so perfect!!!!!

Now all the straight guys read that and you will know just what a woman wants as a perfect man...

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"=0
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WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .......the house I wanted
last year is back on the market.
They're asking
$950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make them an offer of $900,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the
extra 50
thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

&n bsp; WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at
him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

[PigsDad Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close PigsDad]

I have a six-pack like that guy in the OP -- it's just that mine is still in the cooler!

Kurt

[bezerk Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close bezerk]

Oh I loved that.....poor guy LOL....LOL...