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I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin
Buzz Aldrin
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What I once considered boring, I now consider paradise.
Faust
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The difference between yogurt and Los Angeles is that yogurt has an active living culture.“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
Oscar WildeComment
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I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco ever since. - Arturo Toscanini“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
- George BurnsDavid
"If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?"
Vince LombardiComment
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"...I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."
Groucho MarxComment
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
Clarence DarrowComment
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If all of the coeds at Vassar were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised. - Dorothy Parker“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)Comment
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Working with her is like being bombed by watermelons. - Alan Ladd, speaking of Sophia Loren“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
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Watching your kids I now know why some animals eat their young!
PHIL
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“According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars”David
"If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?"
Vince LombardiComment
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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
Groucho MarxComment
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Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?" - Rodney Dangerfield“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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