Unconfigured Ad Widget

Collapse

Unconfigured Ad Widget

Collapse

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

These are the quotes that never end...

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #31
    Mine

    He don't know if'n he's a-foot or horseback.
    M. Henley
    M. Henley

    Comment


    • #32
      "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
      Oscar Wilde

      Comment


      • #33
        Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in. - Katherine Whitehorn
        “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

        “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

        “You shouldn't wear that body.”

        Comment


        • #34
          "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
          Stephen Bishop

          Comment


          • #35
            She was so wild that when she made French toast, she got her tongue caught in the toaster. - Rodney Dangerfield
            “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

            “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

            “You shouldn't wear that body.”

            Comment


            • #36
              Since no one else is going to post my favorite quotmaster, Samuel Goldwyn:

              A Hospital is no place to be sick.

              Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

              I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

              I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.

              I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.

              I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.

              I read part of it all the way through.

              If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

              Let's have some new cliches.

              Television has raised writing to a new low.

              When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

              You've got to take the bitter with the sour.

              A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

              Comment


              • #37
                If my dog looked like you I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards!

                Comment


                • #38
                  When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra
                  “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                  “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                  “You shouldn't wear that body.”

                  Comment


                  • #39
                    "He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
                    John Bright

                    Comment


                    • #40
                      People demand freedom of speech as compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. - Sören Kierkegaard
                      “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                      “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                      “You shouldn't wear that body.”

                      Comment


                      • #41
                        Any girl can be glamorous. All you need to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr
                        “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                        “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                        “You shouldn't wear that body.”

                        Comment


                        • #42
                          ”I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
                          Irvin S. Cobb

                          Comment


                          • #43
                            More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly. - Woody Allen
                            “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                            “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                            “You shouldn't wear that body.”

                            Comment


                            • #44
                              Luck is when preparedness meets opportunity.

                              Comment


                              • #45
                                "Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off. It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres."
                                - Jerry Coleman, San Diego Padres baseball announcer, reporting on the play of an outfield fly ball
                                “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                                “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                                “You shouldn't wear that body.”

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X