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He don't know if'n he's a-foot or horseback.
M. Henley
He don't know if'n he's a-foot or horseback.
M. Henley
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"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
Oscar WildeComment
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Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in. - Katherine Whitehorn“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
Stephen BishopComment
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She was so wild that when she made French toast, she got her tongue caught in the toaster. - Rodney Dangerfield“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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Since no one else is going to post my favorite quotmaster, Samuel Goldwyn:
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
I read part of it all the way through.
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
Let's have some new cliches.
Television has raised writing to a new low.
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
You've got to take the bitter with the sour.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.Comment
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If my dog looked like you I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards!
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
John BrightComment
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People demand freedom of speech as compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. - Sören Kierkegaard“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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Any girl can be glamorous. All you need to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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”I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
Irvin S. CobbComment
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More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly. - Woody Allen“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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Luck is when preparedness meets opportunity.Comment
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"Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off. It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres."- Jerry Coleman, San Diego Padres baseball announcer, reporting on the play of an outfield fly ball“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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