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  • #46
    We can receive a 6% close with a monkey and a tape recorder.
    Robert Mitchell

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    • #47
      A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition. - Claire Whitting
      “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

      “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

      “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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      • #48
        “When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” ~Mark Twain (1874)
        David
        "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?"
        Vince Lombardi

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        • #49
          Happy Fathers Day

          By profession I am a soldier and take pride in that fact.

          But I am prouder - infinitely prouder - to be a father. A soldier destroys in order to build; the father only builds, never destroys. The one has the potentiality of death; the other embodies creation and life. And while the hordes of death are mighty, the battalions of life are mightier still. It is my hope that my son, when I am gone, will remember me not from the battle field but in the home repeating with him our simple daily prayer, 'Our Father who art in Heaven.' - Douglas Macarthur

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          • #50
            I would never join a club that would accept me as a member.

            Groucho Marks (not to be confused with Pat and Ron)
            RCI Member Since 24-Aug-1989/150-plus Exchanges***THE TIMESHARE GRIM REAPER~~~Exchanging/Searching/SW Florida/MO/AR/IA/Consumer Advocacy/Estate Planning/Sports/Boating/Fishing/Golf/Lake-living/Retirement****Sometimes ya just gotta be a dick

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            • #51
              She was what we used to call a "suicide blonde"; dyed by her own hand. - Saul Bellow

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              My wife is a decided redhead. I mean that one day she decided to become a redhead. - Zig Zeigler
              “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

              “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

              “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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              • #52
                Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
                I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
                The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
                Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

                One fine day in the middle of the night,
                Two dead boys got up to fight;
                Back to back they faced each other,
                Drew their swords and shot each other.

                A blind man came to watch fair play,
                A mute man came to shout "Horray!"
                A deaf policeman heard the noise and
                Came to stop those two dead boys.

                He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
                In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
                A man with no legs came walking by,
                and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

                He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
                into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
                The long black hearse came to cart him away,
                But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

                I watched from the corner of the big round table,
                The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
                But if you doubt my lies are true,
                Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.
                What I once considered boring, I now consider paradise.
                Faust

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                • #53
                  "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
                  Samuel Johnson

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                  • #54
                    I wish there was a knob on the TV so you could turn up the intelligence. They have one marked "brightness", but it doesn't work, does it? - Gallagher
                    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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                    • #55
                      "I drank what?"

                      - Socrates.
                      My Rental Site
                      My Resale Site

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                      • #56
                        I never met anyone who did not brighten my day.

                        Some when they arrived; some when they left.
                        RCI Member Since 24-Aug-1989/150-plus Exchanges***THE TIMESHARE GRIM REAPER~~~Exchanging/Searching/SW Florida/MO/AR/IA/Consumer Advocacy/Estate Planning/Sports/Boating/Fishing/Golf/Lake-living/Retirement****Sometimes ya just gotta be a dick

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                        • #57
                          "They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they never kept but one; they promised to take our land, and they took it."
                          Mah'piua Luta-(Red Cloud) of the Oglala


                          "They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they never kept but one: they promised to take our land and they took it. It was not hard to see that the white people coveted every inch of land on which we lived. Greed. Humans wanted the last bit of ground which supported Indian feet. It was land - it has ever been land - for which the White man oppresses the Indian and to gain possession of which he commits any crime. Treaties that have been made are vain attempts to save a little of the fatherland, treaties holy to us by the smoke of the pipe - but nothing is holy to the white man. Little by little, with greed and cruelty unsurpassed by the animal, he has taken all. The loaf is gone and now the white man wants the crumbs."... Luther Standing Bear-Sioux

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                          • #58
                            I've been on a calendar, but never on time. - Marilyn Monroe

                            She could have also said the while she never took the initiative, she did make precedents.
                            “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                            “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                            “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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                            • #59
                              "Unencumbered by the thought process".................

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                              • #60
                                Being Navy, I always loved this one..............

                                "Some ships are designed to sink… others require our assistance."

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