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  • #91
    The art of love? It's knowing how to join the temperament of a vampire with the discretion of an anemone. - E. M. Cioran
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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    • #92
      The past is obsolete…the present isn’t much better… and the future is beyond our ability to see.
      Most of us will spend the rest of our lives anticipating things that will never occur and experiencing things we never anticipated.
      Christopher Hegarty

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      • #93
        "He'll be okay once they locate a spine donor for him".....

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        • #94
          Who is the Author?

          Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and Determination alone are omnipotent.

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          • #95
            My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. - Chuck Nevitt
            “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

            “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

            “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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            • #96
              I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith.

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              • #97
                She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster. - Rodney Dangerfield
                “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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                • #98
                  When they circumcised Herbert Samuel, they threw away the wrong part. - David Lloyd George
                  “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                  “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                  “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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                  • #99
                    Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.

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                    • You wouldn't know a martyred proletariat if they brought it to you on a skewer with Béarnaise sauce. - P.G. Wodehouse
                      “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                      “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                      “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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                      • "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
                        Mark Twain

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                        • Golf

                          These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
                          ~ Sam Snead

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                          • The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher
                            “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                            “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                            “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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                            • A faithful friend is the medicine of life.

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                              • When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Lily Tomlin
                                “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                                “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                                “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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