What's to keep someone who hates me from popping the hood of my car and pouring the requisite amount of Sodium Silicate in. The next morning when I drove off and then conked out a mile later, I would never know what had happened. -ken
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I do remember a time when starting the car was a life or death experience. Things like thread glued to the hood so a breakage would indicate someone had opened the hood --- or objects on the ground which if disturbed would indicate someone had been under the car were somewhat comforting safeguards. The most innovative approach was done by a coworker- who just asked the wife to warm up the car in the morning. I recall one evening when it took him several minutes to get the key into the ignition and turn it to start the car. It would have been really funny if I didn't have to go out and start mine soon thereafter.
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Originally posted by Beaglemom3Am I the only one who finds this thread totally weird ?
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
" Bubba ,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
"Cooter"Robert
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Originally posted by nicklinneh View PostWhat's to keep someone who hates me from popping the hood of my car and pouring the requisite amount of Sodium Silicate in. The next morning when I drove off and then conked out a mile later, I would never know what had happened. -kenRobert
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Originally posted by RESORT2ME View PostIt is sorta like this:
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
" Bubba ,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
"Cooter"Life may not be the party we hoped it would be, but while we are here we might as well dance......
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