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    What's to keep someone who hates me from popping the hood of my car and pouring the requisite amount of Sodium Silicate in. The next morning when I drove off and then conked out a mile later, I would never know what had happened. -ken

  • #2
    Perhaps a locked door (assuming a hood release inside the car).

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    • #3
      I think what would protect you is that the "hater" would worry that he/she would get caught and arrested for destruction of property.

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      • #4
        Put a warning note on your car saying, YOU toucha my car I breaka you face
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        • #5
          Originally posted by bigfrank
          Put a warning note on your car saying, YOU toucha my car I breaka you face

          Kay H

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          • #6
            Best of the Year

            Originally posted by bigfrank
            Put a warning note on your car saying, YOU toucha my car I breaka you face
            M. Henley

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            • #7
              I do remember a time when starting the car was a life or death experience. Things like thread glued to the hood so a breakage would indicate someone had opened the hood --- or objects on the ground which if disturbed would indicate someone had been under the car were somewhat comforting safeguards. The most innovative approach was done by a coworker- who just asked the wife to warm up the car in the morning. I recall one evening when it took him several minutes to get the key into the ignition and turn it to start the car. It would have been really funny if I didn't have to go out and start mine soon thereafter.

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              • #8
                Ol' Tony

                You lived an interesting life Tony. Best of all, you lived.
                M. Henley

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                • #9
                  Am I the only one who finds this thread totally weird ?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Beaglemom3
                    Am I the only one who finds this thread totally weird ?
                    No. I don't get it either.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Beaglemom3
                      Am I the only one who finds this thread totally weird ?
                      It is sorta like this:

                      HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

                      1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

                      2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

                      3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

                      4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

                      " Bubba ,

                      Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
                      Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
                      messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
                      from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

                      Better wait outside. Be right back.

                      "Cooter"
                      Robert

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by nicklinneh View Post
                        What's to keep someone who hates me from popping the hood of my car and pouring the requisite amount of Sodium Silicate in. The next morning when I drove off and then conked out a mile later, I would never know what had happened. -ken
                        You could try getting them to love ya!
                        Robert

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by CarolF
                          No. I don't get it either.
                          Me neither, why would anyone ask the question in the first place, sounds like paranoia to me
                          Life may not be the party we hoped it would be, but while we are here we might as well dance......

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by RESORT2ME View Post
                            It is sorta like this:

                            HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

                            1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

                            2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

                            3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

                            4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

                            " Bubba ,

                            Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
                            Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
                            messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
                            from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

                            Better wait outside. Be right back.

                            "Cooter"
                            Life may not be the party we hoped it would be, but while we are here we might as well dance......

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