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  • This warning seems to have some validity.

    This warning seems to have some validity.


    This is alarming



    Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!


    Last month, April 2009, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .


    To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.



    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-


    1) Argued over nothing.

    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

    3) Gained weight.

    4) Talked excessively without making sense.

    5) Became overly emotional

    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally, and
    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary!!
    ... not enough time for all the timeshares ®

  • #2
    Thanks for my laugh of the day!

    Dori

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    • #3
      schooners of beer?

      What exactly is a schoooner of beer? Scouring the net it appears that a "schooner" is an Australian term exclusively for a ~ pint. 4 quarts of beer in one hour would make anyone have to sit down to pee!

      Beer in Australia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
      Lawren
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      There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
      - Rolf Kopfle

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      • #4
        A schooner is roughly 1/2 pint so 8 schooners is about 4 pints or 2 quarts. Either way I agree that would be more than enough for me in 1 hour although many in the UK seem to have that before they go out to 'enjoy' a good Saturday night!.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by lawren2
          What exactly is a schoooner .... ?
          I've got no idea what a schoooner is and I've tried to teach my kids that Wiki is not reference material.


          here's what one resort thinks it is.
          ... not enough time for all the timeshares ®

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          • #6
            typos excluded and schooner pronouced as skooner which I have learned the hard way. Wiki can be helpful but not relied upon!

            As in this instance.

            Wiki says a schooner in Australia is 14 imperial ounces but Keith says 8 ounces. I am more inclined to accept Keith's version.
            Lawren
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            There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
            - Rolf Kopfle

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            • #7
              Seems Keith has drunk too many and not realised what was served.

              15 imperial fluid ounces.
              Mark B.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by basham View Post
                15 imperial fluid ounces.
                except for South Australia where it is 10 imperial fluid ounces.

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                • #9
                  Does SA count.?

                  Anyway, it's your shout.
                  Mark B.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by basham View Post
                    Does SA count.?

                    :
                    Um ... no ..., well, probably not. The test group had to be all New South Welshmen to get those results.

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