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    Dementia quiz
    first question:
    You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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    answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are in second place!
    Try to do better next time.â now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, ok?

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    second question:
    If you overtake the last person, then you are....?
    (scroll down)




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    answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are.....
    Wrong again. Tell me sunshine, how can you overtake the last person??
    You're not very good at this, are you?
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    third question:
    Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
    Do not use paper and pencil or a calculator..â try it.
    Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 now add 30.
    Add another 1000. Now add 20 .. Now add another 1000.
    Now add 10. What is the total?


    Scroll down for the correct answer.....
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    did you get 5000?
    The correct answer is actually 4100...


    If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
    Today is definitely not your day, is it?

    Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe...

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    fourth question:

    Mary's father has five daughters:
    1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ???
    2. What is the name of the fifth daughter?





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    did you answer nunu? No! Of course it isn't..
    Her name is mary! Read the question again!

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    okay, now the bonus round, i.e., a final chance to redeem yourself:

    A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush.
    By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he
    successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
    Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a
    pair of sunglasses; how does he indicate what he wants?


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    it's really very simple
    he opens his mouth and asks for it...
    Does your employer actually pay you to think??
    If so do not let them see your answers for this test!

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  • #2
    Somebody once said that 3 things start to go as you get older.

    Your memory..................

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    ............................................

    Darned if I can remember the other 2

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Keitht
      Somebody once said that 3 things start to go as you get older.

      Your memory..................

      ........................................

      ............................................

      Darned if I can remember the other 2
      The way I say it is the mind is the 2nd thing to go
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      • #4
        Only got the first one right myself,OH well

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        • #5
          Once I hit 45 I started suffering from CRS and it has not gotten any better.....Can't Remember S...
          "If a Nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.... If we are to guard against ignorance and remain free, it is the responsibility of every American to be informed."
          -- Thomas Jefferson to Col. Yancey, 1816

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          • #6
            The mind is the second thing to go. I don't remember the first, but it couldn't have been very important as my wife says she doesn't miss it at all

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