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Business Letter of Introduction
I was trolling the internet today looking for examples of letters of introduction for a business associate that I want to compose. I do that. Read about a dozen to get ideas and then go off and compose my own.
I had read about eight dry and crusty letters when I found this:
Dear Miss Pretext,
I want to introduce you to Excuses Inc.. I have been doing business with them for quite some time. We have joint ventures concerning the fabrication of lies and excuses -all ventures that you, too, might be interested in pursuing.
Excuses Inc. is opening an office in your area. Mr. Deception, who is to be in charge of that location, is a good friend of ours, very personable, and extremely knowledgeable about our industry.
To give you a better idea of Excuses Inc.’s activities, I’m enclosing a recently prepared brochure.
When Mr. Deception contacts you, I’ll appreciate any cooperation you can give him. I do think you’ll find several common business interests to pursue.
Sincerely,
I nearly choked to death on my water!
I had read about eight dry and crusty letters when I found this:
Dear Miss Pretext,
I want to introduce you to Excuses Inc.. I have been doing business with them for quite some time. We have joint ventures concerning the fabrication of lies and excuses -all ventures that you, too, might be interested in pursuing.
Excuses Inc. is opening an office in your area. Mr. Deception, who is to be in charge of that location, is a good friend of ours, very personable, and extremely knowledgeable about our industry.
To give you a better idea of Excuses Inc.’s activities, I’m enclosing a recently prepared brochure.
When Mr. Deception contacts you, I’ll appreciate any cooperation you can give him. I do think you’ll find several common business interests to pursue.
Sincerely,
I nearly choked to death on my water!
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