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Another One of Those E-mails ~~
Received this email today. I'ved responded to this type of email before just to mess with these idiots. I managed to string one guy out for over a month before he figured out he wasn't going to be able to scam me.
FROM MARK & SISTER
ABIDJAN COTE D IVIORE
My Dear
CONFIDENTIAL
I am Mark kono from Ivory Coast. I lost my Father Mr.williams kono a couple of months ago. My Father was a serving director of the Cocoa exporting abroad until his death .He was assassinated last january 09/01/2004 by the rebels following the political uprising. Before his death he had a box deposited in a Security Company here in Cote d' Ivoire up to the tune of ($9.5M)is in the box, which was for the importation of cocoa processing machine. I want you to do me a favour to receive this box to a safe place in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary .MOREOVER,I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 10% OF THE TOTA L SUM AS COMPENSATION WHEN THE BOX IS SUCCESSFUL DELIVERED TO YOUR COUNT RY.)I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production.This is my rea son for writing to you.Please if you are willing to assist me indicate your interest in replying me soonest,Email ()
Thanks
Best regards
Mark and Sister
My response to the email is as follows:
Thank you for taking time to choose me for this important function. Send me the 10% first and I will do it. If you want to, I will provide you a numbered account in the Caymans for you to wire transfer the money. As soon as it's there, I will be more than happy to provide a safe harbor for the balance. However, I won't be providing you my name, my address, my phone number, my bank account number, my social security number, my pet's names, my wife's name, nor even my shoe size. I hope that these arrangements will meet with your satisfaction.
Think I should set up a numbered account in the Caymans or await their response first?
FROM MARK & SISTER
ABIDJAN COTE D IVIORE
My Dear
CONFIDENTIAL
I am Mark kono from Ivory Coast. I lost my Father Mr.williams kono a couple of months ago. My Father was a serving director of the Cocoa exporting abroad until his death .He was assassinated last january 09/01/2004 by the rebels following the political uprising. Before his death he had a box deposited in a Security Company here in Cote d' Ivoire up to the tune of ($9.5M)is in the box, which was for the importation of cocoa processing machine. I want you to do me a favour to receive this box to a safe place in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary .MOREOVER,I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 10% OF THE TOTA L SUM AS COMPENSATION WHEN THE BOX IS SUCCESSFUL DELIVERED TO YOUR COUNT RY.)I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production.This is my rea son for writing to you.Please if you are willing to assist me indicate your interest in replying me soonest,Email ()
Thanks
Best regards
Mark and Sister
My response to the email is as follows:
Thank you for taking time to choose me for this important function. Send me the 10% first and I will do it. If you want to, I will provide you a numbered account in the Caymans for you to wire transfer the money. As soon as it's there, I will be more than happy to provide a safe harbor for the balance. However, I won't be providing you my name, my address, my phone number, my bank account number, my social security number, my pet's names, my wife's name, nor even my shoe size. I hope that these arrangements will meet with your satisfaction.
Think I should set up a numbered account in the Caymans or await their response first?
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