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  • 11 THINGS: Impossible Vacation

    1. What to know: Vacation is the term used in English-speaking North America to describe time away from work or school, a trip abroad or a pleasure trip away from home. In the rest of the English-speaking world the word "holiday" is used. Source: Wikipedia.

    2. What else to know: The average number of vacation days around the world is as follows: Italy: 42 days.** France: 37 days. Germany: 35 days. Brazil: 34 days. United Kingdom: 28 days. Canada: 26 days. Japan: 25 days. Korea: 25 days. United States: 13 days. Source: World Tourism Organization. www.infoplease.com. **No wonder the Italians won the World Cup.

    3. What to do: We suggest a reinvigorating mix of frequent exhaling, relaxing, sleeping and doing pretty much absolutely nothing (aside from petitioning your boss and/or congressperson for more vacation time in the future). Source: Work stress.

    4. What to wear: Bathrobe and slippers, especially if you're headed through airport security and are seriously tired of having to remove your shoes. Source: Frustration with airports.

    5. What to read: Spalding Gray's "Impossible Vacation." Please allow a year's worth of vacation time to actually finish the book ... unless you're from Italy. Source: Not sure entirely, but I really miss Spalding Gray.

    6. What to listen to: The Go-Go's' "Vacation," Todd Rundgren's "Bang the Drum All Day" or the Dead Kennedys' "Holiday in Cambodia" -- really depends on how bad the news has been making you feel lately. Source: How bad the news has been making me feel lately.

    7. What to watch: "Permanent Vacation" (made for just $12,000 back in 1980) and/or "Stranger Than Paradise" (which begins where it ends). Source: Jim Jarmusch and frequent existential laughter.

    8. What not to watch: Giants games. Source: Armando Benitez ... you would think the Giants might've figured this out when J.T. Snow hit that game-tying three-run blast off Benitez (and the foul pole) back in Game 2 of the 2000 N.L. Division Series.

    9. What to play: The Sims: Vacation video game by Electronic Arts. Source: Roommate.

    10. What to drink: Several wheat beers with several lemons and/or several lemonades with vodka. Source: Bartenders and confounding summer heat.

    11. What to leave behind: Cares, fears, worries, clothes, cell phones, pagers, computers, e-mails ... and work. Source: Yours truly.
    What I once considered boring, I now consider paradise.
    Faust

  • #2
    Originally posted by Faust
    1. What to know: Vacation is the term used in English-speaking North America to describe time away from work or school, a trip abroad or a pleasure trip away from home. In the rest of the English-speaking world the word "holiday" is used. Source: Wikipedia.

    2. What else to know: The average number of vacation days around the world is as follows: Italy: 42 days.** France: 37 days. Germany: 35 days. Brazil: 34 days. United Kingdom: 28 days. Canada: 26 days. Japan: 25 days. Korea: 25 days. United States: 13 days. Source: World Tourism Organization. www.infoplease.com. **No wonder the Italians won the World Cup.

    3. What to do: We suggest a reinvigorating mix of frequent exhaling, relaxing, sleeping and doing pretty much absolutely nothing (aside from petitioning your boss and/or congressperson for more vacation time in the future). Source: Work stress.

    4. What to wear: Bathrobe and slippers, especially if you're headed through airport security and are seriously tired of having to remove your shoes. Source: Frustration with airports.

    5. What to read: Spalding Gray's "Impossible Vacation." Please allow a year's worth of vacation time to actually finish the book ... unless you're from Italy. Source: Not sure entirely, but I really miss Spalding Gray.

    6. What to listen to: The Go-Go's' "Vacation," Todd Rundgren's "Bang the Drum All Day" or the Dead Kennedys' "Holiday in Cambodia" -- really depends on how bad the news has been making you feel lately. Source: How bad the news has been making me feel lately.

    7. What to watch: "Permanent Vacation" (made for just $12,000 back in 1980) and/or "Stranger Than Paradise" (which begins where it ends). Source: Jim Jarmusch and frequent existential laughter.

    8. What not to watch: Giants games. Source: Armando Benitez ... you would think the Giants might've figured this out when J.T. Snow hit that game-tying three-run blast off Benitez (and the foul pole) back in Game 2 of the 2000 N.L. Division Series.

    9. What to play: The Sims: Vacation video game by Electronic Arts. Source: Roommate.

    10. What to drink: Several wheat beers with several lemons and/or several lemonades with vodka. Source: Bartenders and confounding summer heat.

    11. What to leave behind: Cares, fears, worries, clothes, cell phones, pagers, computers, e-mails ... and work. Source: Yours truly.
    Excellent post Ken!

    It's a holiday in Cambodia
    It's tough kid, but it's life
    It's a holiday in Cambodia
    Don't forget to pack a wife
    Lawren
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    There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
    - Rolf Kopfle

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    • #3
      Italy: 42 days......Well, I don't live in Italy, but I am Italian and love the fact that they take their vacations seriously.


      In the rest of the English-speaking world the word "holiday" is used.

      I think I like "holiday" better than "vacation".....I'm gonna start using it.

      What to drink: Several wheat beers with several lemons and/or several lemonades with vodka......Can't go wrong with this advice.

      Thanks for the fun post.....
      Angela

      If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

      BTW, I'm still keeping track of how many times you annoy me.

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      • #4
        Lawren,
        I didn’t know you were a Dead Kennedys fan. I’ve had the chance to meet Jello and many other artists while volunteering with the Unity Foundation over the past 10 years.

        There is a documentary on DK produced by Dirk Dirksen, icon of the SF Punk Scene and the Mabuhay Gardens. I’ve also done several projects with him in the last decade.

        I’ve had a lot of fun times promoting events with these guys.
        What I once considered boring, I now consider paradise.
        Faust

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Faust
          Lawren,
          I didn’t know you were a Dead Kennedys fan. I’ve had the chance to meet Jello and many other artists while volunteering with the Unity Foundation over the past 10 years.

          There is a documentary on DK produced by Dirk Dirksen, icon of the SF Punk Scene and the Mabuhay Gardens. I’ve also done several projects with him in the last decade.

          I’ve had a lot of fun times promoting events with these guys.
          Ken you had no idea that I'm a punk rocker?

          What is not to love about the West Coast 2nd wave bands? ( I'm sure you noticed I went for the "G" rated lyrics on this thread. )

          How cool! You work with Dirk Dirkson....maybe you can help me with some radio show ideas and rarities. So much of that era hasn't made it to CDs ( not the DKs though, popular enough to make the cut I guess ) lots and lots of copyright issues.
          Now let me go look at those links.
          Lawren
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          There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
          - Rolf Kopfle

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          • #6
            Originally posted by lawren2


            How cool! You work with Dirk Dirkson....maybe you can help me with some radio show ideas and rarities. lots and lots of copyright issues.
            Lawren,
            I was never into the punk seen. I was mostly working with "Unity Foundation" and helping Dirk Dirkson out whenever I could.

            What type of radio show ideas and rarities are you looking for? And what type of radio show is it? Maybe this could work out good for both of you. In the meantime,
            I will be happy to ask Dirk for any information you need. I promise you, if you ever make it back to SF we will go and visit Dirk so bring your camera.
            http://www.hearnet.com/features/vip/9607_dirksen.shtml
            http://www.angelfire.com/oh/liveperf...s/Mabuhay.html
            What I once considered boring, I now consider paradise.
            Faust

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