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    The doctor who has been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.

    At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
    As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

    "Mrs. Smith, do you know these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?

    "Yes, they help me sleep at night."

    "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep.

    She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
    "Yes dear, I know that but every morning
    I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice
    that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks,
    and believe you me; it helps me sleep at night."

    You gotta love Grandmas!
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