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  • #61
    I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to bed, and I'm taking the IV's with me......If there's anything left, I'll bring them back in the morning.


    Originally posted by Glitter
    We are now serving intravenous martinis. We are hanging two bags, one for the martini (you choose gin or vodka), one for the flavor of your choice. I can't figure out how to get the big green olives to drip, though, so they are just sitting in my bag, flavoring it gently...then again, if it's IV, I guess flavor matters not...
    Angela

    If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

    BTW, I'm still keeping track of how many times you annoy me.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by ArtsieAng
      I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to bed, and I'm taking the IV's with me......If there's anything left, I'll bring them back in the morning.
      Hey wait a minuite. What bar closes in NY before 2am. We got an hour to go. I did not hear the bell for last call.

      No Soup for you.
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      • #63
        Originally posted by bigfrank
        Hey wait a minuite. What bar closes in NY before 2am. We got an hour to go. I did not hear the bell for last call.

        No Soup for you.


        I thought you were going to fight me for the IV's ......Alright, alright, we're still open. Last call isn't till 4. Have a seat, and I'll get you a drink.
        Angela

        If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

        BTW, I'm still keeping track of how many times you annoy me.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by ArtsieAng View Post


          I thought you were going to fight me for the IV's ......Alright, alright, we're still open. Last call isn't till 4. Have a seat, and I'll get you a drink.
          Jack and Coke please.
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          • #65
            Originally posted by bigfrank View Post
            Jack and Coke please.
            One Jack and Coke, comming right up. We'll have a toast to the success of the new forum 'The Steam Room'
            Angela

            If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

            BTW, I'm still keeping track of how many times you annoy me.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by ArtsieAng View Post
              One Jack and Coke, comming right up. We'll have a toast to the success of the new forum 'The Steam Room'
              To the Steam room, May your not fall a sleep in the Sauna or you will shrink down to nothing.
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              • #67
                To late for the Grand Opening

                , but this gaget may be handy anytime.

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                Robert

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by RESORT2ME
                  , but this gaget may be handy anytime.

                  Beer For the Lazy-Beer,Refrigerator,Lazy-Leechvideo - The Most Popular Video Search Site

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                  • #69
                    Tender bar, give me a teenie mar

                    Girl walks up to the bar and says "Tender bar, give me a teenie mar." So the bartender gives her a Martini. She drinks it and pats her chest, saying "Oooh, heart burn, heart burn." She slams her fist on the bar and says "Tender bar, give me another teenie mar." So the bartender gives her another Martini. She drinks it and pats her chest again, saying "Oooh, heart burn, heart burn." Again, she slams her fist on the bar and says "Tender bar, give me another teenie mar." By this time the bartender's had enough. He says, "Lady! First of all, I'm not a tender bar, I'm a bartender. And it's not heart burn. Your boob's in the ashtray!"
                    Lawren
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                    There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
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                    • #70
                      Ouch!

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